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🗓️ 22 December 2025
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NFL Week 16. We start with Fastest 2 minutes then talk about every game from Saturday and Sunday (00:00:00-00:11:39) Eagles 29, Commanders 18 (00:11:39-00:25:28) Bears 22, Packers 16 (00:25:28-00:41:42) Panthers 23, Bucs 20 (00:41:42-00:51:28) Chargers 34, Cowboys 17 (00:51:28-00:59:58) Bills 23, Browns 20 (00:59:58-01:04:56) Bengals 45, Dolphins 17 (01:04:56-01:09:35) Saints 29, Jets 6 (01:09:35-01:16:38) Vikings 16, Giants 13 (01:16:38-01:21:53) Titans 26, Chiefs 9 (01:21:53-01:27:47) Jaguars 34, Broncos 20 (01:27:47-01:34:37) Falcons 26, Cardinals 19 (01:34:37-01:36:52) Texans 23, Raiders 21 (01:36:52-01:38:38) Steelers 29, Lions 24 (01:38:38-01:44:55) Patriots 28, Ravens 24 (01:44:55-02:10:01) We talk Playoff Seedings, College Football Playoffs and who's back of the week (02:10:01-02:41:19).
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, part of my take listeners. |
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| 1:18.0 | with Game Time Download, the game time app today. Okay, let's go. Ba ba ba ba, pay, put Ba da, for D, the name W. Bart and my 10, yeah Yeah, pardon my team. Welcome to part of my take presented by Draft Kings. The crown is yours today is Monday, December 22nd, week 16. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What quarterback was knocked out of the game in the first half, only to have Malik Willis Tower over the Bears' defense using his arms and legs, making Bears fans fall to the little floor in agony as the game felt like it was slipping away. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Oh my god, is that the Iceman's music? The game swung on Ronio Dobbs being not the one as he f- Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-d Sky is the Bears come back in a thrilling win and take control of the NFC Norse as our good friend Morton Anderson says you can't ice ice and Caleb Williams is co-blooded. I'm Rick James pitch. Bear 22 Packers 16. We had over to DC where the game started off with a BING when Mike brain sandwich forced Will Stripley to fumble the opening kickoff to a commander's field goal, leading to a commander's field goal. But Devonte Kevin Smith said silent bob be Wagner as he came back with a touchdown to take the lead. Then a few drives later and a chance to extend the lead, stinky Jake Smelly it continued the fucking stink as he missed a 43 order But Billy E Madison looked at the Eagles defense and said As he scored a touchdown to regain the lead oh, but look the Eagles are gonna tie the game going into the game. Nope Smelly fucking sticks again. Oh cool a penalty five yards closer another chance No smelly it strikes again Second half In the second half Marcus the Virgin Mary Ota Experience Dig Matta bleeding spontaneously from his hand on the first drive and bringing Josh Johnson and Johnson into the game to take some Experimental shots causing the commaters offense to die suddenly. Meanwhile after getting a stocking stuffed on the push push, Jalen Hertz found a dubby does Dallas guard on a nice throat deep throat in the back of the end zone to kick off the second half bang bang bird gang bang after scoring a leg touchdown thege went for two and got to a fight |
| 5:45.2 | Resulting in Javan Kinla, these qualification, these qualification Tyler Steen, these qualification, these qualification Juan Martin, these qualification These qualification! A lot of penalty flags on the field, but even though it was all yellow, Chris Morton Rodriguez scores on an ice cold play in Garvey's time making the final. Eagles, twenty-eyed, commanders, eighteen. We now head down to Carolina where Zach was on the scene for the Bucks and Panthers. In Carolina, Baker Baby one more time may field, hits Mike Evion, who achieves maximum hydration and Supersoaks into the in zone from one yard out shortly after Bryce young and wild and free Rolled past smoke a pass when you throw like this. You're supposed to score it roll out pass play It's a touchdown for six points to big number four Mcmillan not little one. But wait, Sean White Tucker activates double McTwist mode on the Panther's defense. Thankfully, they gave up on the play faster than Meow Mix in week five, respectfully. Congrats on the win, boys. To seal the deal, Bryce Young Tug, then throw his days, Bestie his Bestie his best friend, go best friend. on Sador Sanders, who throws one arm up in the end zone, signifies just how legendary that pass was. |
| 6:05.9 | Sad day, bad day for the Bucks. |
| 6:07.5 | Carolina 23, Tampa 20. on S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S horse fly, maybe even a super fly, but have you seen our boy? Lad, Macdonkey, Macon, Keyflot, Lienzone, On a 25 yard banger, Bings and Mash. To put the bolts up 14 to 6.5. George, Sticking Pickens, Answered for the boys, But then, oh, Mauren, Hammertown, Hampton, Bussen up the middle Like a body armor, Flash, Ivey, Burrowing through the teeth of the cow girlss defense, Justin Bieber, Herbert with a sing, Beauty and the Beat, all went down to put a big D, licking on the cowgirls honor in the Canadian hat trick with a score, one TD, throw two more in the Boltz go on Marching 34, 17. Great job, Oldie! We head now down to New Orleans where memes was there for the jets in New Orleans we get in Chuck tonight. We get in Chuck tonight. We get in Chuck tonight We get in Chuck tonight. What's that in the sky? It looks like a huge Joanne Johnson as he had eight Receptions for 89 yards. I like bad bitches. That's my shuck a problem And yeah, I like shuck, I got a shuckin' problem. Demario David Greta said, |
| 7:46.3 | This is for his family, as he led the state's defense |
| 7:49.0 | to keep the jets out of the end zone. Shuck with me, you know I got it. Say I'll try to guess it, May. I heard you like him young. I heard you like him chase young. As he led the team in rushing in the defense had a season high in sacks. A shuckin' need you more tonight. A shuckin' |
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