Hey part in my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. Today is part in my take, week 16. That's actually scary to say out loud. Week 16. That is... It's week 16 folks. Yeah. Fantasy season's over. It's, unless you're one of those fucking weirdos. That, you are We'll get we'll talk about a little thing put a Hank bring that up on the other side of on the regular show How stupid people are who do weeks have to I'll be my who's back week all right? We have week 16. We're gonna recap every game. It's Saturday football great Saturday football Sunday football madness, some of the best games were some of the worst games some of the worst games were some of the best games It was back and forth and we're brought to you as always by our friends at the cash app Pardon my take is brought to you by the cash app not only is it the easiest place to send money to your friends But it's also the place where you can buy fractional shares of stock with as little as $1.50. What stocks do you own? I have several positions that I'm following in my portfolio. Well, let me tell you this. If you use the cash app and you use cash app investing, you can get more than several several places and positions to hold on. It's called diversification. That is diversification, Hank. Use that as your word of the day. Try to use that in a sentence on Monday, diversification, and you can do it with the cash app investing. It's a brokerage services that are provided by cash app investing, a subsidiary of square and member SIPC. Also it is Monday. You know what that that means today is Bad Beats Monday. Cash App is hooking up AWLs who suffered over the weekend. So, treat your bad beats to at part of my take and at Cash App with the hashtag BadBeats Monday. And don't forget your Cash Tag in order to get made partially whole again. Don't forget the whole hashtag or you'll be cursed for 24 hours. That's just science. Don't question it

Download the cash app from the App Store Google Play out, no washing And then again, they're all on the sun Oh no, we're gonna rock it down too E-le, shake I value And then we're taking higher Oh we're gonna rock it down too E-le, shake rounds two It's part of my tip is sent by Welcome to part of my take is in the by the cash shop remember it is bad beads Monday Cash tag bad beats Monday and tweet your cash tag to at part of my take and at cash app and And they will hook up some of you out there who've had bad beats. Today is Monday, December 23rd, week six. Two. What? What? What? I knew this season here, teach. It's been a great one, boom. We start in a battle for the AFC East where Sean McDermott, the frog and the Buffalo Bills have been sipping Tee all season long looking for respect. Tom Bravy, Yoda hooked up with Julian, Edelmeam as a Patriots did the 10 year challenge, winning the AFC East every single year from 2009 to 2019.

In a tribute to the Return of Jackass, Johnny Dawson Knoxville kept the game close at the end of the first half only to have the Bill's wagon look more like a shopping cart crashing to a building to end the game. Patriots 24, Bill's 17. Whip, whip!

Out at the big bell bottom where George Kiddler on the roof was playing matchmaker, that he's a much better fit with Jimmy Garoppolo than Kiara Mia. The game came down to a big catch from a Manuel Bernie Sanders, who is Robbie and Gold from the wrench, and redistributing to the poor as a kicker hit the game winner, and Arald Donald Trump, and the is fired. 4934, the ram is 31! In Cleveland where Freddy got fingered, kitchen said my bum is on the playbook, my bum is on the playbook. Look at me, my bum is on the playbook after a slow start to the game. The Ravens offense featuring Marky Mark Ingram, took her to the Browns, head body, head body all afternoon.

Posh Spice, aka Victoria O'Dell Beckham wants out of the band, as the 2019 Browns turned out to be wannabes. Yet again, Ravens 31, Browns 15. If you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. I wanna, I wanna, I wanna make it. I wanna really, really, really, wanna make it. I said to get out. ship's never ran up to the metal lands where Mason ruled off the red nose rain

there had some very shady throws. And after you have her saw him, you would even say he blows. Livya and Jingle Bells was laughing all the way to a revenge win over his former team. While James Conor McGregor got mad as a Jets kept ticking shots at Jameson Irish whiskey crowner instead of proper 12 and Scrooge McDuck Houses never did like this time of year at the Steelers maybe getting call in their walking boots once again come week 17 just 16 the Steelers 10 in our nation's capital where Adrian all business Peterson isn't going to be winning father of the year anytime soon But did end up fourth all time in the running back touchdown list Ray Juan Barkley emptied all 36 chambers accounting for two touchdowns and propelling the G-Men to a win Angering old dirty bastard Archie Manning. It's almost the offseason in DC Which means Terry McClaurin, Conrad and the Redskins are ready for drama With high rings and firings near the Capitol Hills Giants 41 Redskins 35 I know your football diet And the music city where the Saints quarterback tandem channel their inner Drew Hill as as Breeze and Tassum asked how deep is your love? Michael Thomas should inner witness protection as he won't be getting his car wash anytime soon passing Lauren Harrison's all-time season of substance record. It all comes down to one last stand in week 17 for saving private Ryan Tannihale and the Ragtag Tags. 38, Go Marching, Titans 28! Standing on a cold, Jim is Winston Temple, Florida, searcher find sight to see It's a pig, my lord, it's a pig, my lord, it's a pig, and a pig that's four Ioncies James Winston It's a pig and a pig that's four eyes. James Winston, it's never ending. And after this season you're getting an extension. Box no, Texans 23, Box 20! Whip! And Philadelphia, whereas only a wence, it was only a wence. Open up your eagle eyes because I'm Mr. A Thig, a white side. Randall, do your cob and the cowboy didn't do enough. Advanced scouting as came out flat and a must win game Jerry Jones won't be experiencing any glory tonight as all the holes were eaten by Chris Christie cream in the owner's box But that won't stop them from grabbing a breast and a thigh in a touching tribute to Miles Colonel Sanders Eagle 17 cow. We finished in a Pacific Northwest where George Brett only didn't shit himself in the relief of Kyler Murray. Kenyan all got no tricks, had a huge game on the ground and Mayor Pete Carroll is going to have to retreat to his wine cave to deal with this loss. Chandler Bing Jones was no friend to Ross Geller Wilson as no one told him life was going to be this way. Sexy, sexy, sexy. Gordel's 27. Seahawks 13. All right, week 16. We have one more game Monday Night Football. The last Monday Night Football game of the year, but we had week 16. Go ahead, Hank. What was the butthole for the kitchen thing? My bum is on the playbook. Tom Green. Friday got some kitchen daddy. Would you like some Something. You don't know Tom Green the genius of Tom Green. I don't Tom Green revolutionized comedy as we know it by just getting kicked out of places and that was basically what he did making like lesbian Statues and putting it in front of parents long oh yeah he would he would make statues of his parents having sex with each other he was the original I'm gonna tell him great exclusive before I'm an M song oh yeah he was the original I'm gonna fuck with my parents and film it and that will be hilarious and it was hilarious it was great he was a Canadian band Margera yeah so week sixteen in the books except for Monday night football coming up. So I guess we have to start with the last game like we always do. That was torture. The chiefs and the bears, they showed about 800 comparisons of Patrick Mahomes and Mitchell Tribisky. That was torture. They showed a million comparisons. The bears were absolutely terrible. Mr. Biscuit was terrible. He did outrush patch from homes put that on the record Booker patch from homes was awesome as always and just effortlessly amazing They had a double-deuling which I don't know why but the booth just had it ready on Command the replay of the actual double-deul double doing so they played that and then to top it all off in a game that the Bears came out completely flat gave up ready to go to Cabo and hang out and have the offseason. Mr. Biske checked down on a fourth and 23. Well, within 23, that's my issue with Mitchell. Trabisky is that a lot of times he's not even fun bad. He's just kind of boring bad and he'll air it out. The worst thing that Mitchell did tonight was he had to check down and then he would overthrow his receivers by like three and a half yards. If you're gonna be bad at least make it entertaining for me. Oh I forgot one thing as well. Chris Collins' worth was like you know when I was watching the tape this guy Mitch Tre Mitch Trabisky, he kind of looks like Patrick Mahomes sometimes.

And then he did a highlight package where he's like, see, they're basically the same guy. Well, he said, if you take all of Mitch's best throws that he's ever made, he kind of looks like Patrick Mahomes. So I was dreading this. I this why I was so upset that it wasn't flexed out. We had the signs and everyone, you know,

Koda, there was some woman sitting there

like, Koda had my home, thanks.

Didn't need the reminder, was a bears fan which I actually find funny. I'm sure some people will hate it Who's wearing a bears my homes Jersey? I think that's just like you know fuck it. Let's just we already know we suck And we know this is painful to watch and just lean all the way into it and buy a bears my home home bears my home's Watson combo jersey would be great yeah there's also a guy wearing full bear regalia dressed up yeah yeah yeah but he also had a christmas lights yeah so he's like a very festive bear which was nice so the game sucked want to give a shout out to Collinsworth uh... for wearing he was dressed up in like a some sort of high turtleturtle neck tonight looking like a creepy college professor. When did that become? When did we decide as a society that we're going to allow our tandem booths to not wear a suit and a tie in primetime games? It was Troy Eggman. Yeah and also the turtleneck has made a huge comeback. I think that's I'm gonna I'm gonna give him this job. Now I'm gonna give him this moment and he's It's cut this up and tweet it and do a victory laugh on Twitter But Danny canal was wearing a turtle neck very you know provocator When he was with the SPN, but I've seen it more and more often recently. I think Dion had one on Saturday night It's it's a look that's hard to pull off when you're not joking, but

Few people can and Dion did I don't know if Collins were it. It's the non-circum-size sweater that's making it come back It's like yeah Michael Irvin was wearing sort of swaggy combo too on Saturday I think you have to have a certain amount of swag or be completely joking about it Yes, one or the other otherwise you're just kind of stuck in that no man's like is this guy fucking serious? Are you have to have like a fraudulent Silicon Valley company? Yeah, and then you can pull Elizabeth Holmes can absolutely pull it off.

But when you wear a turtle neck One or the other otherwise you're just kind of stuck in that no man's like is this guy fucking serious? Are you have to have like a fraudulent Silicon Valley company?

Yeah, and then you can pull Elizabeth Holmes can absolutely pull it off.

But when you wear a turtleneck and you walk in like people will look at you. Actually, I guess December is the only month where it can really play. But for the most most time like if you walk into a room with a turtleneck and you're not joking, Everyone will look at you and be like is this guy for real is kind of an asshole

You have asshole vibes when you wear a turtleneck unironically. Yes, absolutely

On the game it's Everyone will look at you and be like, is this guy for real? He's kind of an asshole. You have asshole vibes when you wear a turtleneck unironically.

Yes, absolutely.

On the game itself, it's suck.

One thing that we're not talking that much about, laugh it up, Hank.

Is the Chief's defense is really, really good this year.

Yeah, playing a lot better in the corner.

I think just having Tyra and Matthew on your defense gives it kind of a little bit of legitimacy. It doesn't matter how bad the rest of your defense is. If I see that Tyra and his on your team, I'm like, you guys can turn the ball over. They have past rushers. They have bite to them that they didn't have last year. I still don't trust them in like a big, they're not going to go and just stop another team for four quarters. like a you This is the Bears offense mind you right true lead the league in punts and All other terrible categories that you can come up with a punts not a bad thing though But you are right that the chief's defense has bite this year where last year they didn't I mean You remember the ASC championship game where the Patriots just basically ran the same play to Julian Edelman middle and it worked every single time. This year it doesn't feel like you can do exactly that. I still, and we're

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