Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, week 15 of the NFL, we have some big things to talk about, Saturday and Sunday football, the Buffalo Bills. Absolutely kick the shit out of the cowboys, and they're looking good. We have the lions back on track. The Bears Gateway game gateway closed. And we're going to talk about everything from this week into football. We got also who's back in the week fastest two minutes. And it's all brought to you by our friends at sport clips. Your hair may grow fast, but to sport clips Haircuts you'll wish it grew even faster. That's because sport clips has the best seats in hair And that may or may not be because they happen to be right in front of the TVs Playing sports all day every day. I actually go to sport clips with my son. It is awesome They They take care of us and we get to watch some sports while

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And then a lot of stuff worth to be done. No place to hang out or washing and then I can't leave all on your son. Oh no, we're gonna rock it down too. E-L-E, shake high brand new and then we'll take it higher. Oh, we're gonna rock it down too. It's part of my take. There's enough of our sports. Welcome to part of my take. Today is Monday, December 18th. Week 15. I'm not going to whoop. I have no whoops. Give me a whoop max. Alright, it's got branch to leaf fire. We started Detroit where Dan didn't hear no campbell and the Lions got off the mat in a big way. Sam LeBron Porta said not one, not two, but three touchdowns as Detroit went up and down the field on the Broncos defense. Sean Connery Payton said he doesn't think there's anything wrong with hitting your quarterback with a verbal tirade for the whole world to see as he screamed at Russell Wilson for not holding onto the rock. Reminding everyone that there are no untouchables going into next year. Lions 42, Broncos 17. What? We go out to the Queen City of Cincinnati where the Bengal is host the Vikings and an attribute to our Spanish speaking friends. We're going to spice this up with some sin, uh, men. Big, Dick Nick Mullins is take over the starting job and he found a connection throwing some mighty ducks to Jordan Bombay Addison. The Bengals offense responded giving their fans a heart attack throwing a TD to supercharged Panera iced tea higgins. Very cool Jake Browning and his roster of Mr. Positions bent the Vikings defense over and the defense took the push push into the A gap. Seven minutes in Evan McPherson stepped up big, and the Bengals are making out like Bandits, winning 27-24. In Cleveland where the Chicago Bears once again blow a 10.4-quarter lead, leaving fans wanting to blow something else out. Their brains out of the back of their heads. It was Alex Amari Cooper using the Gluck-Glock 9000 to suck the life out of out of the bears yet again as Chicago tried to make a last second Hail Mary only to have Darnell. You never give me your mooney. You only put the bears back in the funny papers as he watched the ball drop out of his hands for a loss. Brown's 20 bears 17. What? What? Here to take up to the frozen tundra where Tucker Carlson crap and Aaron Alex Jones We're trying to move the packers on the right direction telling the box D I'll beat your goddamn ass you son of a bitch you piece of shit you fucking goddamn fuckers But that didn't deter the box offense as coqueeafed squeak went out and Mike Bob Haven't pulled out his big meaty sausage on the way to the end zone. Folks have you heard this one before? They're saying it's no longer Lambo Field and now Mayfield as Baker owned the Packers on Sunday. Box 34, the Green Bay Packers 20. Okay we head now down to South Florida where we have our correspondent memes on the sideline memes We head down to Miami where the clock struck midnight on the Salorella story Zach Wilson suffered a head injury from a chub Nailin Nailin models did his best Leo impression in book Zach Wilson before he turned 25 Country roads take me home to the place we belong out of the playoffs. Dolphet's 30 jets zero. Okay we head out to Foxboro with our friend Henry Lockwood on field. Infoxboro. Bailey Mbappe was in his onion bag early getting on the board early with a connection to Hunter Henry Wrinkler who found a hole in the chief's defense. Patrick Berg in the homes couldn't hit a cow's backside with a banjo early throwing two interception including one right out of right off of Cadarious Tony soprano's hands who if we were up to chief fans would end up swimming with the fishes after that performance. Kevin Kamala Harris said we did it Joe after rushing in for a touchdown, but was not enough to steal the game from the chiefs chiefs win That was a lot too a little that was a good a good announcement 47 ounce rent I liked it. I liked it good job boom. Thanks boom. We go out to Los Angeles where Puka Mon go and pick a trooper cup saw all those balls and said we're going to catch them all. Meanwhile the Washington commanders played like absolute ash. Cameron three cheesemen and Bong Rivera I hope their team get really high draft picks and I haven't seen a blue drossed opponent put a stain on a Washington commanders legacy like this seismonical Lewinsky. At the end of the game the commies mount to Furious come back and would damn near five minutes left and the poll at the one-yard line. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I Intent to hold else for the wrongiest time run Rivera is an insane person who's not be allowed within 500 yards of a football field losing to the Rams 28 to 28 To Buffalo where James Cook out served up all the yards at a very reasonable price as a Cowboys defense look like a giant drive through Dac Wilson Prescott struggled to get the offense going all Sunday and in an out of character Experience was seen running from a cougar and over all game and

Shamancturment told his team they could learn a lot from Dr. Robert Oppenheimer and the creation of the atomic bomb and how to stick it to McCarthyism and

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No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills, Pills 31, Cowboys 10. Staying on a corner, James Winston down in Nola, such a fine sight to see. It's pregame, my lord, and the giants are warned. Peck his own bag and you know it's Louis Come on to Vino You're getting beat though Don't listen to the haters who call you Queen No Psychoscope marching 24 to 6 That was fastest two minutes job, Max. It's all brought to you by our friends. It's Chevy. There's a new family with unstoppable grit and they're the official partners of the part in my take family. And that is the Chevy Silverado ZR2 family, the first ever Silverado Heavy Duty ZR2 joins the franchise to make Chevy ZR2 the only truck brand with a full line up of trucks ready for wherever your off-road adventures take you with exclusive multi-matic DSSV dampers rugged mud terrain tires and up to 14 available camera views the Chevy Silverado ZR2 and Silverado HD ZR2 a family with unstoppable and commanding grit head to Chevy.com and check out the Chevy Silverado and the family Chevy ZR2's the official trucks of pardon my take. Okay week 15 in the books I apologize to everyone I'm losing my voice it happens once a year it's very frustrating I don't drink I don't party so the Coke No, I don't do anything but fucking work and parent

and not sleep.

And then I wake up one day a year

being like, where the fuck did my voice go? Quick question, what does work entail? Does entail talking a lot? Yeah. That might be it. Yeah, and not sleeping is probably not great. So fighting, I'm gonna fight, I apologize to everyone. If I wake up tomorrow and I still can't speak,

I will shut it down for a whole day.

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