I crack a joke, Rob, the nurse comes in, because he's like, you want to do this the hard way or the easy way?

I go, uh, the easy way, bend over.

I go, ho, ho. It was like, Rodney Dangerfield. All I did was come in here for Metformen. Next thing you know, I got a finger up my ass. The nurse is like, ha ha, the doctor's like stonefaced. Hey, like just, okay, are we ready? Are we ready?

I'm like, yeah, I'm ready.

Oh, oh, yeah.

It's going to be uncomfortable.

Anyway, yeah, I'm ready. Oh, oh, yeah. It's going to be uncomfortable.

Anyway, yeah, it sucked.

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Rob and Cam are on the line, fellas, we're getting close to Christmas. It's freezing rain where you are. It's nice where I am. It sucks to be where you are. Yeah. It does. I've had a few of those situations in the past couple days where you go out. I have a snowblower for my place. You snow blow, you go to the backyard, do a path, come back out to the front, looks like you did absolutely nothing. I don't know how it's snowing so much.

It's insane. for my place. You snow blow, you go to the backyard, do a path, come back out to the front.

Looks like you did absolutely nothing. I don't know how it's snowing so much. It's insane. I mean, it doesn't even look like it. It's not even real. It's kind of like wet pad. It turns to ice. My problem is, thank God I don't live in New York because they'd be calling fucking one eight nine well hurt in a hurt hurt hurt hurt on a car called william atar hurt in a driveway, call cam. Like, I'd be sued so much. My neighbor's fucking, these Filipino guys have already shoveled four times. I just leave it and go, let it melt, let it melt, let it melt. I get out the safety salt, just burn that shit. Like, I hate shoveling. I hate doing all that stuff. So as long as I don't get sued and nobody slips, nobody really visits me anyway. So I'm probably going to be doing okay. You're going to need to have that path or the delivery that's coming your way. Oh, yeah. So I better get out the salts. Yeah, I'll get another bag of salt. I like it the lazy way. Alaskin fucking salt, that shit's gold. It fucking melts anything, man. It's strong. Rob, I wonder, imagine you ate it

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