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prince on offense. As Lamar Jackson came down with a purple sprain, purple sprain. I would walk 500 miles Garrett proclaimed the season is not over for the Browns. As the Browns first produced their pistol, then produced their baker, said Cleveland and deliver because they've got whiskey in the jar. This landry browns 24 Ravens 22. To route John Maryland where fast times at Ridgemont, Heinecke got the ball knocked out of his Mr. Hand and threw a costly picoli. And true Texas form, the cowboy has brought their own electric chairs to the sideline, as Jerry Jones and Dr. Dre said these benches ain't shit. Young GZ Greg Zirline put on for his city and 10 boys with 4 field goals. Cowboys 27, the Washington football team. 20. The packaging scored fuck. In Charlotte we're hating her so good. Come on baby. Hayden her so good. for the Falcons and speaking of hurts My eyes when I'm watching Cam Newton play football but I'm Kevin McCale Walker's drop stepped in front of a pass and the Panthers went Tube a diving to the bottom of the NFC South since Christian McAfry's leg got the bends Falcons 29thers 21. What? Some spurt. In Kansas City, where Mike Hughes line isn't anyway scored six points that didn't really matter. Tyrancy Reagan Matthew had a noice for the ball as the chief swallowed the raiders whole. This game was on ice early as Clyde Edwards Hellenar conditioning made sure the chiefs never had to sweat. The chiefs take down the raiders 48 to 9 raiders thoughts on pairs to the boy. In Tennessee where loser Trevor Lawrence threw four interceptions and loser James Robinson only had four yards on six carries. Marvin Jones Jr. who's a loser might I add? His dad's probably a loser too, had a decent game and a losing effort. The defense comprised of a bunch of losers lit up 20 points and the coaching staff who are all losers might I add lost the game. Except of course, Urban Meyer who is won three national titles and is a winner's winner Titans 20 loser Jaguars 0 Luzwan is an anyway boom. I like it. To moral high where Melvin Gordon Ramsay told the Lions These kneecaps taste like shit in it on his way to two scores Prince Albert, Oakway, Donobomb, pierced through the Lions D for a score The one bright spot for Detroit was Khalif everybody loves Raymond's touchdown. Remind the fanbase that Barone wasn't built in a day. Ted's up on Bridgewater has built a stairway to seven winds. The Broncos 38, the Lions 10. In Cincinnati where any defender saying they could guard George turned out to be a pretty kid a liar as he went for 151 yards and a touchdown. Jamar Smello chase camped out in the end zone and said I want more. In overtime the crowd was chanting let's go Brandon as I you put up some suspicious points late at night after most people stopped watching the game. The Niners win in OT, 26, 23. Stick to sports boom. Wow. Down in Tampa Bay, where it looked like a blowout got close late when Dawson Johnny Knoxville scored, and Bucks fans looked like they were beer-bonging farts. Josh Allen Rich was twisting and turning and doing it off with the bills and the furious combat. Tyler Pro Bass shot Pyramid, sent the game to overtime, but the catcher of the day came from Rashad Katie Perryman as he and Tom Brady Perry hooked up for a touchdown and said, I kissed a girl and I liked it. Hope that my son don't mind it. The box 33, the bills 27. I'm not a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I'm a cop, I 27 You're in the house of the morris and Billy wrote his song so we're rhyming morris. St. Skull marching 30 to 9 and that was week 14. Brought to you by our friends at Better Help. The best way to think about therapy is through a bunch of analogies like,

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I appreciate the commitment to the artistry by the bears there, but good news. Oh, here's the touchdown. So we always about to say good news and then that the good news is now irrelevant what I was gonna say because it was about to be wrong. We've been recording now for seven minutes in the Packers of Score twice. They also scored during boomers, you heard that. Like how?

Alright well so guess what you sick fucking pervert you're gonna get to listen to the rest of this game of scored twice. They also scored during boomers. You heard that. I like how?

All right. Well, so guess what? You sick fucking pervert. You're going to get to listen to the rest of this game. And I'm sure the packers are going to end up winning by like 25 and Hank has a parlay that he sent me. He's like, Hey, if anyone wants to bet this, he sent it to me. It was like Packers to win by 45 Aaron Rodgers. throw 17 touchdowns and Devote Adams to have 45 touchdowns. In my defense, mechanical.

You have given me zero faith.

I know. Aaron Rogers throws 17 touchdowns and Devonte Adams to have 45 touchdowns.

In my defense, Big Cat, you have given me zero faith.

I know.

I'm gonna believe all you've done is talk there.

You're right.

So when I think about it, I'm like, what is Big Cat?

Bears fan.

I also think they're terrible and they're gonna get smoked.

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