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Drakey Breaky heart wondering if Colt McCoy is a one hit wonder and it's bad times for the G-Men as they lose a must win to the Cardinals 26 to 7 the G-Men in Arizona where the Washington football team played the 49ers Oh

Marta's sweat baby sweat said you and JD McKissick ate nothing but mammals Let's bend the niders over like I said the Discovery Channel Chase Young Sheldon exploded into a big bang Making Nick Bowens look like a solar system QB Galaxy Brain Boom. The Washington football team takes a commanding lead and the NFC peace. With a 23-15-1. Up to the windy city. We're Dishon Williams, Scott Watson, as dude, where's where core? As Mr. Biscuit was finally playing like a guy who drove a 1997 Toyota Camry in his pre-draft interviews. Larry David Montgomery was pretty, pretty, pretty good. Running for an 80 yard touchdown and Jimmy Hoffa Graham was a great teamster, bearing the Texans with a second half touchdown. The Texans are finishing out the stretch and unfortunately, Romeo must die as Billy Shakespeare O'Brien will take

him out in a double coach suicide.

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So yeah, the Steelers, they're kind of who we thought they were going to be. Because if you look at their start of the year schedule, remember they played like nobody. They beat the Ravens once and the Titans once. And that's about it. But obviously like injuries have had a lot to do with it. They're not great running the ball. They stink running the ball. In fact, we're scared.

I think that a lot of a lot to do with it. They're not great running the ball. They stink running the ball.

In fact, we're scared. So I think that a lot of Pittsburgh would actually agree with us saying that, yeah, this isn't a classic Pittsburgh Steelers team because they're fun on offense occasionally, but when it comes down to it, I'll put it this way. If it's fourth and three, do you trust your football team to get three yards? Do you trust the Steelers to do it in a short yard?

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