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Pardon my take, yeah, pardon my take, yeah, of my take presented by Draft Kings. The crown is yours today is Monday December 8th week 14 And let us be the last to Forget Pearl Harbor day. We start in snowy Cleveland where it's been far from a storybook season for the Browns. This would have been a BFG, a bad football game. If it weren't for hair roll, doll fanning, and the Jerry Hungry Caterpillar, Judy, that is. On the other side, the Titans are like Chat Roulette. Usually when you tune in, it's Dick. But today, webcam war did his job. The Browns defense forgot to put a Pollard on Tony as a small dog had more bite than bark running for 161 yards and two scores and the game came down to a two-point conversion and in true Browns fashion the team drew up a play with Quinn Sean Williams Scott Judgkin saying, dude where's the ball supposed to go? As the Titans win their second game of the year. Titans 31, Brown 29. What? What? We go to Minnesota where Vikings fans have been watching Cornerback play this year from JJ McCarthy and Carson Wentz as their own personal nine, 11. But nine inch nails looked at the commanders and said, I will make you hurt. The commies drove down the field behind, Jaden Jack Daniels making some very whiskey throws but found Timo Samuel absolutely positively refusing to score even though very attractive targets were practically throwing themselves at him. After that it was all Vikings As Josh Oliver Twist caught a touchdown and said, I want some more, sir, and caught another one. Justin Thomas Jefferson saw the opposing fans claiming they were from the district and said, UDC or UVA. But he had a hard time handling the Duke tonight too, putting up a no-show. Daniels meanwhile, exiting the the game to welcome Rookie Shador Sanders into the 300 yard passing club a career milestone for any young quarterback Congrats to Shador the commanders get shut out because our complete dog shit and are now on Caleb Downswatch The Viking show life and JJ is aging like five nineers, nothing. We head to Baltimore where Max was there for the big AFC North Battle. We head over to Baltimore where like a good neighbor, Aaron Mr. Rogers was there as he rewound time to rush for the game's first touchdown and bring back the discount double check. Then hello, Lamar Jackson. Who are you for real? That was such a bad pick that she threw.

Now... and bring back the discount double check. Then, hello Lamar Jackson. Who are you for real? That was such a bad pick that she threw. Now look at that, those Steelers lead just grew. As Pittsburgh took advantage and continued to clap those cheeks with a Kenneth Make at Rainwell touchdown. But it was the Ravens that fought back as Isaiah Lake Mike Lee started hooping on the Steelers defense by scoring and making it a one score game. But ultimately it was the Steelers who got the last laugh as Jalen Warden locked up the game with a 38 yard touchdown. Steelers 27. Revenge, 30k. Thanks Max Sting, Out East. We have memes with the Jets and the Dolphins. In MetLife, the Dolphins coach Mike McMarty Daniel said, some weak pathetic pussy coin the phrase, winning isn't everything. But this is not one of those situations. The offense started fast as to a tongue in Yehola was handing the ball often to change what I got me a few on and hitting Jalen Waddle Waddle. Don't act like a sloppy model. You just hit the lotto by getting off to a 21-0 lead. Tide Pendington Taylor said, bus driver, move that bus for undrafted rookie Brady Cook-Poo. Here. Brady Cook-Poo! Here. To make his debut, but the only scoring for the Jets came as special team's coach Chris Banjo because he was dialing up a touchdown to find the missing missing puzzle piece in the end zone

Bill Vinovic, Vinovic Vichki is the deadliest ref on earth with a dodgeball. As he was calling nothing but low blocks that were just tackles.

That's how bad this game was.

You get a boomer about a ref.

Come on Ali Gordon and Jalen Wright tops and we're writing a memoir on how to run all over the Jets defense.

And after being eliminated for 15 years in a row, Andrew Beck was singing for Jets fans everywhere. I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me please. Dolphins 34, Jets 10. We're going to Western New York where the snow was falling down and the bills were getting wrapped up as He don't lie he don't lie he don't lie Joaquin burrow and the bang were getting wrapped up as Hidola, Hidola, Hidola, Jo-Kane, Burrow and the bangles are clinging to life like it's a motorboat just north of Venezuela. Twisted T-Higgins was a great way to start the afternoon going down the field easy, but then James cook out through everything on the menu item. In the second half, AJ Epinets' Scrooge stopped a celebration with an interception and Josh Allen Dirtchewitz slipped out of the arms of the law and escaped with only getting light massages from the Bengals defense. Never once, removing his underwear. The bill's mountain furious comeback and no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. Bill's 39, the Bungle's 34. Down to Florida where you're gonna have a two-fer with Hank starting us off

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Travis what you eat to eat what you eat ETN started the scoring early with a three yard scaper Jonathan Taylor Thomas was running wild in America and the jack secondary when he bolted in for a one yard score Jacobi Michael Myers caught a yunnie input into the pool after and said there's freaking sharks and frickin with freaking laser beams attached to their freaking heads there. In the second half, Tim Patrick, you can get your ass kick worse than that little Riley Leonard bastard. And Groopy, you can score three from thirty, six to cut the deficit to fifteen. Riley, BB, King Leonard's thrill of his first game was all but gone after he was sacked by Josh, not Josh Allen, Allen for a safety and the Jack's win, 36-19. Tykes Hanks sticking in Florida's Zach with the Bucks. In Tampa, is that a dwarf planet? Nope, that's Devin Neal to Grass Tyson, getting absolutely out of this world on the Bucks defense as he media strikes through the Milky Way and into the end zone. Oh, we got another coffin floor. He's got ten in his throat.

He's got ten in his throat. So it's ten. It's shortly after. Baker Mayfield, growing tall, cut the grass, find a pass. Gets one off to Big Buck Hunter Irving, who trots back and forth, avoiding the hunt on the defense and gets in for six points. But it was all Saints. Tyler from DudePerfectShuck hits a trick shot.

One like the likes he'll never hit again down the field and into the score. No, there wasn't a green screen, no it wasn't CGI. Tyler Shuck just ran 34 yards to the crib. First try. Unfortunately for some, he's not done. Tyler Perry Shuck reminds everybody. Woman might be able to fake orgasms, but there's nothing fake about these six points in the end zone Hell to the gare Saints 24 bucks 20 Thank you Zach we finish in the frozen thunder where the bears and Packers met for NFC North supremacy It's that time of year no not December not Christmas Toyota thawing and Jordan I can't help falling in love with great deals on SUVs and touchdown passes, was ready to go, hitting Christian to Sean Watson. Is he a pervert too, Cheech? Probably should be a investigated pervert. For two touchdowns on the day, the Bears found themselves in a hole but climbed out of it on the backs of Kyle. Now here's a manungai and Caleb Williams finding Colston we call him Kevin Costner and Water World because he loves land. The game came down to a fourth and one when the Packers, Kishon, I am not a Crook Dixon picked off Caleb Williams for the game winning interception and it turns out Richard Dixon was a Crook and the Packers probably should be investigated too. Lock him up. Packers 28, Bears 21. And that is week 14. Fastest two minutes brought to you by our friends at Chevy football season is here. And whether you're grinding through the week or gearing up for kickoff, there's one ride. That's always game ready. It's the Chevy Silverado. The Chevy Silverado is a long time partner part of my take in our favorite truck. And it's all about grit from job site to tailgate. Silverado lets you show up strong and tackle any task built for the hustle ready for the game Silverado is America's most dependable full size truck for JD power 2025 award information visit JD power dot com slash awards head to Chevy dot com to learn more and build your own Chevy Silverado today. Okay week 14 in the books. What a weekend of football. We're going to get to everything because we gotta talk college football bracket. We're gonna talk to the championship Saturday. We had awesome games on Sunday. PFT and Hank have also paid off their Mount Rushmore bet. That's why they're looking so good right now. How you boys feel? We're looking great. I mean, Hank has been really into left-summer but we're doing January rightannuary right now. Yeah. And the boys are bronze.

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because it was a while ago, but we wanted to do it during a time when people are not very tan. The Mount Rushmore punishment was frosted tips and spray tans for a week. Hank, your frosted tips are popping. I feel good about the hair. 10 I don't know that I feel good about

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