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Pardon My Take

NFL Week 13 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes, Nick Foles Crazy Career And Sad Harbaugh

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Football, Sports

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2019

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Summary

NFL Week 13 Fastest 2 minutes (2:27 - 10:35). We recap every game from Sunday. Hank has taken the Patriots panic button out of the closet, the Bengals won a game. We're now a Derrick Henry appreciation podcast. The Eagles and NFC East are a dumpster fire, the Browns Brown'd it up in Pittsburgh. The Redskins are hot and we talk about Nick Foles having the weirdest NFL Career of all time. Justin Tucker's worth, Jon Gruden is losing it and the Chargers played the exact same game yet again (10:35 - 100:43). We recap Thanksgiving Day games, who's back of the week and a quick recap of CFB Rivalry Week. 


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0:00.0

Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part in my take, we have football. You just watched football for five days straight, and we have a recap of all of it. You're probably sitting in your cube right now, dying after a long weekend of eating and watching football. What, what is that? Driving, you're driving, you're in your commute. Wherever you may be, be careful. I was good little note there, Hank. Cause we have football. We also have a bigger deal than that. And if you were gambling all week long, cause it was feast week, we have something to possibly bail you. Part of my take is brought to you by the cash app. You know that we're in the cash app studios and listen up. AWLs listen up good because we have massive news for all the gamblers out there. Cash app is coming in white hot this upcoming cyber Monday. That's today. We are creating hashtag super bad beats Monday and blowing out our regular bad beats Monday by hand selecting the worst beats to give away $25,000 in cash via the cash app. And we're not just talking about just football here. We want you guys to send us your super bad beats and basketball prop bets, international sports, horse racing, cricket, whatever obscure sports you can bet bet on we want to see them all the worst the beat the better listen if you had the under 48 and a half in the chiefs raiders game like I did send that I will personally make sure that you get a little refund there and here's all you have to do tweet the hashtag super bad beats Monday with your bet slip and your cash tag and we're going to give away $25,000 in cash prizes.

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We're giving away $25,000 in cash via the cash app today is Monday December 2nd week 13 What? Loop that up there What? Huh?

3:25.2

We started the metal lands where a snowy Alan Blizzard was dumping points as he picked up a precipitation trophy from the snowflakes in the giant secondary. Dave Gettleman and Pat Shermer wish they hadn't drank the cool aid from Daniel Jones town after the rookie quarterback threw three dimes to the other team. Aaron Carter Rogers does two things. Hades family members and set gold records. As he threw for four touchdowns for the third time in his career against the New York football Giants. Packers 31 Giants 13. The pros and medalists. Some spread. And Baltimore. It was Lamarley Grah as Jackson showed flashes of brilliance in Charm City, exposing the 49ers' deep ins for a couple of TDs. The game came down to the final possession where Tucker had just enough for the game winner and Robbie Goldengirl looks like he's over the hill, but could still get fucked. Let us be the last to wish you a happy turkey day as Kyle honey glaze shatter him

4:27.3

Goes home hungry and a harbour finally wins a big game on Thanksgiving weekend

4:32.9

In Charlotte where dearest vanilla guy said check out my hook while my DJ Moore revolves it

4:39.6

He was cooking MC caphries like a pound of bacon as Kyle Allen was playing like Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Panther's coaches reign could be coming to an end. Redskins 29, Pethers 21.

5:05.8

What? What? What?

5:09.0

Opta Pittsburgh, where there's no love loss

5:11.3

between these two teams.

5:12.9

Dublin Merrill Hodges was a factor quack

5:15.6

as the Steelers knew quarterback was calling Docs

5:18.2

instead of throwing him.

5:19.3

In memory of their former kicker, Jeff Dwayne Reed,

5:22.1

this was the pharmacy bull, as Bud Germain Dupri gave Banker Mayfield indigestion saying, welcome to my Atlanta and Benny Drill's snail put the browns to sleep late in the fourth, putting an ace bandage wrap on their season. The browns may be Kareem Hauntik for a new head coach after this season as a Freddy kitchen sink looks more like a toilet. Still is 20 the browns 13. In Cincinnati where where the winless Bengals brought their red rifle out of the gun case for the holidays, Sam Darnold wasn't making out with any sixes tonight, going scoreless all afternoon, as Sam Donald swore to the ego no longer was calming and calming and calming. Tyler had a boidean slip accidentally telling the Jets he wanted to score in them, doing it anyway. Zach Brown Taylor likes his chicken fry, Cold spaghetti chili on a Sunday night, because... No one circles the wagons like the Cincinnati Bengals. Bengals 22, Jets 6. Whap! Whap! Whap! Whap! Whap! On the 10 year anniversary, the most famous one car accident of all time. Robert Tiger Woods ran like he was being chased by his wife carrying a five iron and a nasty grudge. The Ram Sunday was like a nice rounded golf, Jared that is, using every play in their bag to bludge in the cards. Kyler Bill Murray was seeing gulpers in the secondary as he looked extra judged small, standing in the pocket. Dante Chris Fowler showed up on Game Day. Don't you mean Reese Davis boom? Yeah that's right, Carl Ravich and the Rams are back on track. Ram 34, the Cardinal 7. My name is Stan Wannahan and I'm Ray Hallowell and we're with PlanC..org at Aponolulu, Hawaii. On our last excursion together Ray and I have boarded the Connolloges as a small fishing vessel out of Paliiba on the North Shore of Oahu. About three miles out we noticed a dolphin started swimming erratically in front of the boat in a crisscross and then I guess it was trying to attention. And it did, and what we did, we observed something by one of the buoys out there. Captain Mick thought it might be a monk seal. And we get closer, and then I zoom in with my camera, and I see that it's a dolphin. And the dolphin got entangled in the buoy line. As I jumped in the water, and swam close the other dolphin wasn't around that initially made us notice this dolphin. It was really weak. And when I got close to it, I touched its tail and it rolled over onto its back and held its breath. I dove down about four feet, which was where its tail had been locked into this noose, and started cutting it off with a knife I brought.

9:05.1

Slowly cut it off safely, it didn't hurt the dolphin in any way. I wasn't sure if the dolphin even was still alive. I touched its stomach and I could feel its heart still beating and I rolled it over and it rolled over and it took a breath. Popped its head out of the ocean, looked at me about water and then looked at me under the water. Then I saw his eyes, it had been hazy, the eyes had kind of been hazy and the eyes kind of focused and saw me looked at me and then made a little squeak and swam off. Dolphins 37, Eagles 31. In Kansas City where Darwin, Hunter S, Thompson, and Wint Conzo making the Oakland Raiders defense look like they were sniffing ether. Travis Parker Kelsey had the offense and rhythm doing all the small things, making Derek Carr think another six months he'll be unknown. Andy Reed didn't have a John gluten-free diet this Thanksgiving as the chief feasted off the buy. We finished with Patrick Rojobs down on the the field Patrick Man, I was all filled up on Turkey with all the pictures after Thanksgiving

9:09.0

I'm supposed to eat my dang weight and ketchup at the supper table

9:12.1

But I was munching down on that zone deep inside

9:15.0

You see John Groot and man I call this guy Chakowski because he looks like a little doll

9:19.5

There's busting a nut every time he watches me play it was super cool to see coach Reid got here

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