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Today is Monday, December 5th, week 13.

I gotta be careful of my voice there, T-G. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh's Hater Harrison Ford Smith. The Jets had a chance late when Braxton Barrios was in the neighborhood of a game winning catch, but just couldn't bring it in. And the words of Jesse Pinkman, the Vikings can't keep getting away with this! The Vikings 27, Jets 22, the Minnesota Vikings are 10 and 2. Dicking on the enough G-North, where Deandre Taylor Swift remembered in Jamal too well.

Williams as both... are 10 and 2. Huh? Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk a weed into a flower and Detroit didn't hear no campbell on this season. The lions, 40, the drag one of 14. In Chicago, Justin Yeals didn't see a stop sign on his first quarter touchdown as the bears were often running until they weren't. Christian D'Shan Watson saw a pair of TDs and couldn't help himself doing some very despicable, reprehensible things resulting in a Packer's Appy ending. I regret you informed the viewing public that Aaron Rogers still owns me and is my daddy. Sui Seasons is here. Packer's 28, Bears 19. Oh, easy to tell your Bradshaw. I want to jump off the cliff. In Atlanta, where nausea better called Becky with a good Harris ran through the Atlanta deep breaths, making lemonade out of lemons for a pet's bird this season. Connor carry on my hay words on. Scorn and tot Steelers fans. Don't you cry. Don't you cry. Don't you cry. Don't you cry. Don't you cry. No more. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da they're stocking as Pruitt scored but Atlanta slipped a five-and-a Steelers 90 the Falth state. In Philadelphia, AJ Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you see? I see two touchdowns looking at me. US Virgin Miles Sanders had a touchdown carry, IBM, and the Eagles were high flying all afternoon. The Hennessy Titans took another shot, but if anyone's thinking they're not gonna win this division, go you're drunk the Eagles absolutely obliterate the Titans 35 10 New York the metal lands Taylor Tyler Tynicky and Brian Robinson clashed off against stalemate a corn barcadilly much like Curtis Samuel's hair this game was dreadlock as 60 minutes wasn't enough to find the winner. As we head to overtime, it was a punt pass, but the Giants had a chance until Graham Ganno was winning this game, Mr. Kick, and much the confusion of Don Van Mignab, this game ended in a tie. Commanders, 20, Giants, 20. Uh-huh, huh?

You say 60 minutes?

Actually, take it. Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it, take it. In Baltimore, where Sussle Wilson struggled against Man to Man D, as a Broncos lead another offensive A. Lamar Jackson went out with an injury, leaving the Ravens with an odd future as Tyler the creator, took over a quarterback and immediately said this buddy Russell trying to get

grown you could fit 57 bitches all in his bathroom as he led the Ravens to a late victory Ravens 10 Broncos 9 out west where Jimmy G went down for the season, leading to, here I am! Brock you like a pretty cane! As Mr. Robin came in relief to save the day, the dolphins broke up with their losing ways, here's their winning coach's number. Psych, McDaniel, he may be a loser too. Christian McCapeteria had a full plate of offensive touchdowns and Jerry Thornton might be blogging about this one because the teacher couched head and fucked the student McDaniel in a whopping. The 49ers, 30 free, the Miami Dolphins 7K. We finish in Cincinnati where Samajipi Ryan Glossling looked really good out there, totaling 150 yards from Scrimmage. The Chiefs thought they were stepping in the jungle, but it turned out to be Jurassic World as Jermaine Chris Pratt punched out a Travis Kelsey fumble and T. Rax Higgins scored a huge touchdown. Sincenati has ascended to the seventh level of Scientology as Sam L. Ron Hubbard and the Bengals defense Lock locked up the Chiefs offense, stashing them away like they were Shelley misgabbage. The Bengals 27, the Chiefs 24. That is week 13 fastest two minutes brought to you by our friends at Chevy. The commanding unstoppable Chevy Silverado Learnmore at Chevy.com. Tom PMT sent you the Chevy Silverado's the greatest truck ever created. Again, learn more at Chevy.com. All right, week 13 in the books. We're watching the Cowboys actually kind of struggle a little bit with the Colts. Yeah, I mean, it's the my my cause. My cleats for Jeff Saturday. Yeah, cleats the grass or on the turf Cleats on the grass the cowboys were in their awful uniform or helmets

Big catch flag. Let me stop you real quick here

That's actually honoring metal of honor recipients this week. So I mean we all had the same reaction

I was gonna roast it. We roasted it in this room

Oh, I can roast it and then I was like wait a second

Let me look this up. This sounds like they're honoring somebody.

The honor stands.

Maybe honor them with better helmet.

Yeah, right.

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