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were blocked, changing the course of the game. Michael Sera Pittman gave a super bad ending for Titans fans and over time as the coach walked off with a touchdown. Coach 31, little Titans 28. We now get to our program of games that were absolutely horrible to watch if no one ever wants to recap for First Stop Falcon's Jets with our correspondent memes in Metallands. We head up to MetLife where Arthur A Smith told the Jets, stay off the touchdowns. My J Cole Pruitt was yelling, get off my dick after scoring the only touchdown of the afternoon. Robert Mertau Salala turned a Xavier Mel Gibson and said, I'm getting too old for this shit. Simeon Rogers died for our Simeon Peep-Oopop. You are dead. Simeon Falcon 13 jets 8. That one was terrible but we got an even worse game. We're going up to Foxboro with Henry Lockwood for the chargers and the Patriots. Over to Gillette, where a shootout took place the likes of which new Englanders haven't seen since the American Revolution. Bryce Hall Bairnger said he's not a fighter. He was never a fighter after putting up his best shot at total punching yards in the game, but ultimately coming up short to JK Rowland Scott, who lit up the scoreboard with the Lumos spell for a total of 367 yards punching on the day. Speaking of JK Rowling, Cameron Dickherr identified as he slashed him after knocking in two field goals, including the game winner, New England Zero, the San Diego Supercharges 6. We go out west where the New York Jet hasn't landed quite yet as Joe Sacco got canceled late. The Rams ran the Aero Pastali raid offense with their Puka necklaces as Cooper Cupin noodles chipped in having their sidelines cheer like raw men. John Johnson whose name literally translates to glory hole stuck his head through the wall and suck away a deep ball and Browns lose as L.A. Takes down Cleveland 36 to 19 we now go over to the city of brotherly love with our chief Eagles correspondent our bird man Max We had over to fill an L.F. with the 49ers won the Super Bowl in week 13. Big Dom Toretto DeSandro took it personally with Drane Greenlock tried to threaten the family but the birds were unable to fight for his honor. AJ Sopreno Brown returned to his dominant self but was left looking at his final stat line saying so what, no fucking TD now One two three both Samuels backed up his shit talk by scoring a trio of touchdowns against the trash Millie secondary and Ultimately smushed the birds two seed 49ers 42 one CD Eagles 90 Boom you develop a little bit of Italian accent over boom. Hey, I mean it was kind of an Italian show there. Yeah, there's a little bias there you boom. Little bias. Oh no, I'm just reporting the fact. Ha ha ha. Standing on a corner, Jamie Swinson down in Nola. Such a bison to see. It's sharing up my lower my load through a samlo port The Lions looking good at 9 and 3 Put your nuts in the sea cap They're biting kneecaps And just like always this song And they're recaps The Lions go marching 33, 28 and that is the fastest two minutes brought to you by our friends at Chevy. There's a new family with unstoppable grit and their official partners of the part might take family and that is the Chevy Silverado ZR2 family. The first ever Silverado heavy duty ZR2 joins the franchise to make Chevy ZR2 the only truck brand with a full lineup of trucks ready for wherever your off-road adventures take you with exclusive multi-matik DSSV dampers rugged mud terrain tires enough to 14 available camera views the Chevy Silverado ZR2 and the Silverado HD ZR2 are family with commanding an unstoppable grit head to Chevy.com check out the Chevy Silverado and the family of Chevy ZR2s. The official trucks apart in my take, we love Chevy Chevy, is one of our favorite sponsors. If you're a truck person or thinking about becoming a truck person, do it with Chevy. One of the greatest sponsors apart in my take history, Chevy.com, do it now, Chevy.com. Okay, week 13 in the books, We're watching right now, uh, Packers, cheese, which we'll talk about at the end and it's bullshit right now because Jordan love just keeps throwing balls up and they somehow get completed. Uh, I also want to say that I love the new wrinkle that we do where whenever, uh, someone in this room has a bad loss, they have to write a boomer about it because Max memes Hank, great job. Great job all around. Max, I laughed out loud at similar to sopranos stuff. Yeah. Yeah. No, what? No fucking TD. TD. You know, there was one moment today in the Eagles game where Max actually got mad at AJ and he goes, fucking AJ. Yeah. And he sounded like Tony soprano.

Sound exactly like it was awesome. And he even realized it. Yeah. That's what made me think of it. Yeah. So, uh, all right. We're going to talk about every game. We also are going to talk college football this week on Monday show because a lot went on. So they deserve some time. But let's start. Let's let's dive right in to Sunday, which will just be be honest there wasn't like a ton of great football being played.

There were a couple good games.

The Texans Broncos game was pretty good. I've right in to Sunday, which will just be honest. There wasn't like a ton of great football being played.

There were a couple of good games. The Texans Broncos game was pretty good at the end. The Saints tried to make it a good game. Yeah, so that was the first game I listed. Those are the two first games. Yeah, that's what I had. I had Lions 33 Saints 28, first game listed. The lions jumped out to a 21 nothing lead in like six and a half minutes.

The saints, I got very frustrated. We actually were watching the game and I was like, get the Saints off the main TV. I can't watch them anymore with sound because they're so frustrating to watch. But the Lions defense will keep any team in the game and it looked for a second there like they were going to blow like the perfect start to a game but they hold on their nine and three they are I think they I think I can never do the math it's not as simple as it feels like it's not as simple as baseball even though it's the exact same math magic number yeah they're like I think their magic number might be five with the Lions have now officially won the NFC South because they beat every team in the NFC South.

Yes, but they are on the precipice at 9 and 3 in the second place teams being 6 and 6 in the Vikings and possibly 6 and 6 in the Packers. So they are on the precipice of having their first home playoff game since 1993. The tricky part is that they still have two games left against the Vikings. So we have to watch out for that. But yeah, the lines, it felt like the game was over after like six minutes into the game.

I've changed my... games left against the Viking. Yes. So we have to watch out for that. But yeah, the lines, it felt like the game was over after like six minutes into the

game. I've changed my mind. So as we're not Saints fans, so it's very easy for us to say just put James Winston in the game all the time because he's more entertaining for us to watch as somebody that doesn't have a dog in the fight. If I was a Saints fan, I would still want Derek Carr out, but they should just let that

offense run through Tason Hill all the time.

Yeah.

There's nobody like him in the fight. If I was a Saints fan, I would still want Derek Carr out, but they should just let that offense run

through Tassam Hill all the time. Yeah. There's nobody like him in the NFL. He seems to be effective at moving the chains. The offense is something that like you can't really prepare for that. Well, it's like facing the triple option if you're in college. If you have a Tassam Hill game, like you haven't played in offense like that all season and Taseem Hill is good enough

at being a quarterback and good enough running with a football where I feel

like he would be a much better starter than Derek Carter and I also think that

Taseem like you haven't played in offense like that all season and Taisam Hill is good enough at being a quarterback and good enough running with a football where I feel like he would

be a much better starter than Derek Garth. And I also think that Taisam Hill there's a human element to take some hill that a defense probably would just get so sick of guarding them because it's either a pass. He's okay as a passer, but when he runs, he's just going to try to run everyone over. Yeah. It feels like TASM Hill never runs out of energy, but yeah, I agree. It's the saints or

The saints just have to admit that they suck and they have to start blowing everything up because the Saints have been doing this for it. Started the end of the breeze era and it's been going on ever since where they just continually kick the can down the road. The Saints are 70 next year. They're going to be 71 $1 million over the cap. Oh, the cents. I don't even know how that's possible. The cents are always in cap hell. They've been in cap hell for the last six years.

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