NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Lions Won A Game & Big Ben's Victory Lap
Pardon My Take
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🗓️ 6 December 2021
⏱️ 122 minutes
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Fastest 2 Minutes (00:01:59 - 00:07:56) Chiefs, Broncos (00:07:56 - 00:13:46) Lions, Vikings (00:13:46 - 00:23:14) Chargers, Bengals (00:23:14 - 00:29:22) Eagles, Jets (00:29:22 - 00:33:52) Dolphins, Giants (00:33:52 - 00:39:42) Bucs, Falcons (00:39:42 - 00:51:47) Cardinals, Bears (00:51:47 - 00:59:59) Colts, Texans (00:59:59 - 01:04:04) WFT, Raiders (01:04:04 - 01:11:46) Rams, Jags (01:11:46 - 01:15:30) Seahawks, 49ers (01:15:30 - 01:28:10) Steelers, Ravens (01:28:10 - 01:39:35) Football guy of the week and who's back of the week finishes us off on another Football Monday
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, part of my take listeners. |
| 0:01.8 | You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part in my take week 13 of the NFL. We recap every single game. We do fastest two minutes. We'll talk a little college football because the playoff is set. We have football guy of the week who's back of the week a great great show for you because it is a football Monday. We only have a few left and we're brought to you by our friends at Toastitos. Toastitos the official chip and dip of the NFL. If you're watching football with your friends you need two things a TV and some Toastitos end of list. No get together as official until some Toastitos, |
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| 1:27.6 | Okay, let's go. violence and then a lot of stuff will have to be done No place to hang out or washing And then I can't live all on the sun Oh no, we gonna rock it down too E-L-T-E-L-T-E-K-I-R-N-U And then we'll take it higher Oh we gonna rock it down too E-L-T-E-K-I-R-N-. And then we take it high. It's part of my take, presented by Brushful Sports. Welcome to part of my take, presented by Toastieos, the official chip and dip of the NFL. Today is Monday, December 6th, week 13th. What? What? Bob? We start in Detroit where Aman Radoog said what can St. Brown do for you? How about a lion's win in a Jared walkoff? Kid Brock Wright caught a ball with a ball to bang to bang, diggy diggy diggy said the boogie said a win in the motor city and we were a weak late in roasting the Vikings like a Thanksgiving curky as the lights are getting Zimmer on Mike's coaching reign. The Lions. The Lions win 29 Vikings 27. What? What? Aint Atlanta where a must have slipped a Falcons mind to cover Leonard forget who had seven catches for 48 yards. Morott's man Davison took a break from the MLB lockout, short turn to interception for touchdown against Tom Tureffich. Chris, tell me all your thoughts on Godwin, because I'd really like you laying in a cover I'm had a huge day and Rob Grant Kowski, Skate Motherfucker, Couch, Cheesecake, Goddamn, Goddamn, was running open from the window to the wall. So the wall is the buck sweat drips off their balls onto Matt Ryan. The buck's story, the buck is so funny. In Cincinnati where Leaning Allen was sipping on the syrup and making the Bengals defense look very drew tranquil. Austin let the band play Eck, Lurr, added a touchdown |
| 3:45.7 | against the Bayou Bengals. Speaking of the swamp, the Bengals defense look like they were up to their neck in Larry Lake, Ogan, Juby. And Jo Jo Jo Jo your boat Perro wasn't able to get them out of the deep end. The San Diego Superchargers 41 the Bengals 22 |
| 4:08.3 | It's long season teach and Houston where Carson Mercedes wins took us team out for a Sunday drive Try to get the coats out of their garb funkel after our tough loss late week as you can call me out Katie and my homad had two sacks and Tex-Rex Birkhead was getting wrapped up like a burrito. Mark David Smith's looks pretty awkward in relief of Tarot Taylor, whose brother Jonathan had two touchdowns in the route. Lookholtz, 31, the Texans, NUNN! Goosegg! In Chicago where the star of David Montgomery would like to be the last to wish you a happy Hanukkah as the last bit of oil and met Niggie's lamp is Hopefully extinguished we don't discriminate here as Kyler We wish you a Murray Christmas delivered four touchdowns down the Bears chimney cliff Hark the hero angels sing glory be to the newborn Kings Berry has the Cardinals rolling as they take down the Bears 33-22 You know that one I crushed that one again. It's the long season. Okay, and get off my fucking ass We're Logan Roy Thomas got undercut by corporate raiders tell our high-need key Okay, hey bright far with bigger dick, had a small wood of his own talking |
| 5:25.5 | about window and milk Hunter and Bro when deep into the creases and put a dirty film out |
| 5:30.4 | of Hulk-Hum. |
| 5:31.6 | The Washington football team is Becky Black with a kick from Brian Johnson to make them |
| 5:37.0 | get back to 500. |
| 5:38.6 | The Washington football team 17, the... |
| 5:41.3 | I'm gonna do it! |
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