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Russell Wilson opened up a can of whoop ass hitting Calvin Stone Cold Steve Austin for a touchdown, as well as visiting the Friar Mooth Fairy for another score as for the Bengals a late plain white T Higginson touchdown wasn't enough and they're singing hey their Lombardi what's it like in Playoff City I'm a thousand miles away but girl you look so pretty as you do as Cincinnati's Playoff chances are officially DEAD dead Steelers 44 Bengal 38 We go over to Atlanta where a plaid maconky ran some complicated but interesting winter patterns and Kirk cousins had some wicked interceptions that were defying gravity as he should have spent more time in his by-week engineering scores and less time singing along to them. The Chargers defense and Jim Harbott saying, Tarheed still rocking the khakis with a cuff in the crease and I'm still on the sidelines rocking clates. It's the Chargers 17. The Falcons start taint. Up to Minnesota wake up wake up it's the first of the month as Johnny was able to to score a furious fighting comeback. Jonathan Ganon Elizabeth said Nadia to putting the ball in the end zone instead choosing for five field goals from Chad. This land is your land. This land is Ryleann and the game came down to Sam Donald Palmer who is all man by the way finding Karen Jones for the go ahead touchdown as Cardinals fans left with a disappointing yelp review. Hello 911. Yes, we lost a game that we should have won. We need a police officer here right now. Vikings 23 Cardinals 22 and we had to Foxboro where Henry Lockwood was on the scene. Down to Foxboro where Anthony Shakari Richardson was smoking the Pat's defense running the ball down the field all day long. We'll get to that later. John Thim the tool man Taylor caught a teeny to give the Colton early lead but Draker Mayfield was feeling dangerous. Gunning it to Hunter Henry Biden but couldn't get him a pardon into the end zone. He did connect with his dog Austin Booper in the third quarter though to give the pass a lead This game came all the way down to the wire before Anthony Peyton Pritcherton at the buzzer bang Punches in the two-point conversion to give the Colts a 25 to 24 victory Thanks Hank we're working Peyton Pritchard there. I noticed that even when you lose, you win. Peyton Pritchard's in. We now head to the happiest member of part of my take. It's memes in the swamp of the metal ants. In New York, where Geno Smith finally showed up to play the charity case that is the New York Jets. Rick Flair, Kanay, Kwang, whoo! Shredded like the nature boy for 99 yards for a Jets touchdown. Jason Mike Myers said, I'll take three, maloed, to bring the C-hawks within two. And Leonard Williams finished old Aaron Yeller Rogers off by shooting him in the head and sacking him dead. C-hawks 26, Jets 21. We go to Jacksonville where Aziz Al Shahir responsible not trouble lords of the rings into concussion protocol, bringing on the return of the Mac as Jones was forced into the game. The Jaguars mounted a furious comeback with Brian Thomas the Tank Engine who looked at his owner and said, I think I con. I think I con. But PJ Stroud talked him good night, sleep tight. Don't let the bed dogs bite. As Peterson is still the coach, the Jaguar, is that us? Huh? Doug Burson's class is getting, didn't get fired yet? Somehow, the Texans 23, the Jags, Jaggoth 20. And Young, Dumb and Fulla Com, doesn't know he's supposed to bust and is instead playing great ball. The second year quarterback was steely dand down the stretch as he found Adam Thelen in the years as for a late touchdown to put the Panthers ahead but it was too much time for Undertaker Mayfield as the B the bucks playoff chances popped out of the coffin and Reminded everyone you can't kill a dead man as chase mccofflin's Sanity struck with two field goals late for the win bucks 26 Panthers 23 we head on now to Baltimore We're maxes back We had over to Baltimore where Justin Sucker continues to have a sucky year of sucking as he missed two field goals in an extra point Hey Mr. Degrean Mr. Degrean. I just want you to know that I think I think that you're the best ever for laying the boom on Derek Henry. Christopher Nolan Smith Jr. has gone nuclear, has gone nuclear as he recorded another sack while officially becoming death, the destroyer of the destroyer of the world. Eagle 24, Ravens 19. Thanks, Max. We finished in our Nases Capital where the Hennessy Titans looked like there were a little drunk and bottled up. Brian Swiss family Robinson was very hard for the Titans D to read, but the film will be easier to understand. Meanwhile Will Lettuce didn't wilt down mostly because he was kept in a lot of airtight sacks. Jaden Manhattan Daniels was made this a laffer for the rom comanders, disappearing behind his line, and like block running up the score leading some to accuse Dan Quinjam and Netanyahu of really overdoing it with a bunch of weapons provided to him by Washington the commander's 42 the Titans 19 and that was week 13 brought to you by our friends at Chevy there's a reason reason we've never done a Mount Rush for more of pickup trucks.

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eat leftovers and watch football from the moment you wake up

to the moment you go to sleep.

Well, it's awesome about about Saturdays.

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Yeah, because Friday is basically Saturday on Thanksgiving week.

Correct.

And you get to redo Saturday all over again.

Correct.

So it feels like forever ago, but we are going to talk about the

Thanksgiving day games This was actually though. I was very close

Detecting the boys on Thanksgiving being like should we do an emergency pod because Lions 23 bears 20

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