Listen, I love Christmas. I do. The tree, the lights, the food, the vibes. But every single year, without fail, the entire holiday season turns into a month-long obstacle course designed specifically to ruin my life. First off, Christmas music, I swear. The second the calendar hits November 1st, every store decides, yep, time to blast the same six songs until everyone wants to punt a reindeer.

We've got Mariah, Bubla, that one creepy song about the kid buying shoes for his dying mom.

Who asked for this?

Not me.

I did not sign up for the emotional manipulation that comes with going to Home Depot.

Thank you.

Have you a lot of experience. That may experience. That may experience. with going to Home Depot.

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All of a show coming out on Saturday as an update of what's going on, because a lot of people aren't doing that this week because they're on holiday. Pat Mayo is not on holiday. Pat Mayo is here for you. We'll be back

for Sunday night live on Sunday as well after the late slate of games. Rob Pazola, do you know what

your record is on this show the past three weeks? I do not, but I'm having a fantastic season, so I'm imagining it's very good.

Nine and O?

Nine and O is your record, the last three weeks.

What can we say, Pat?

That's, I'm going to hand it to you, Rob.

That's, that's unprecedented.

Yep.

The algorithm is working, Cam, as you would say. Well, maybe I should, because I always shit on the computer, you guys, your data. Oh, maybe I should fucking get it rid of my Commodore 64 and join the real fucking world here. Because it seems to be working for you. Yeah, Gigabyte has moved on to terabyte. Yeah, you'reabyte. Gigabyte is terabyte. You're inserting terror in fucking other people's picks. I can tell you. How are you doing in the super contest, Rob? You must be on fucking, like, you've got to be doing well. I am doing quite well. And I'm very close in the quarterly as well which I I'm well if you went three

and oh the quarterly six weeks so you got to be right up at the top I don't like to I don't like

to I don't know yeah you're right but I'm having a really good year and the contests are going

really well as well just that's the way to play it sorry Bezola I'm the same I'll just shut up

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