NFL Week 12 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes And Football Guy Of The Week
Pardon My Take
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🗓️ 25 November 2019
⏱️ 125 minutes
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NFL Week 12 Fastest 2 Minutes. (2:35-9:44) Recapping every game from Sunday.(9:45-1:44:08) Jameis is the most entertaining QB in the league, Dan Quinn is back on his bullshit. Frank Gore for the Hall of Fame and he reminds us how great Barry Sanders was. Mitch played average and that's great. Browns are hot thanks to Swagger Jr and we say something nice about the Dolphins. The Raiders very bad day, an honest discussion about Carson Wentz. The Titans make no sense and understanding Dak Prescott. Who's back of the week including Thanksgiving, (1:44:09-1:57:28) Football Guy of the Week, (1:57:29-2:01:30) and a quick Elon Musk roast. (2:01:31-2:04:16)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, football week 12 recap, all of it. We're in the best week of the year for sports. Well, maybe not the best week of sports, but best week of football. Because it's football every single day for the next seven days, eight days, nine days, whatever it may be. |
| 0:28.3 | More right in the middle. I love it. I love it. All right. So we're going to recap all week 12. We're excited. A pretty good Sunday, not great, but a pretty good some good games. We have football guy of the week. We have who's back and we have fasted two minutes |
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| 3:08.0 | You got to listen to the ad for all the details. Today is Monday, November 25th, week 12. We start in Western New York where Josh Allen Iverson was paulming the ball with his giant hands crossing up the Broncos all afternoon long in a touching tribute to future Hall of Famer Frank Gore. The bills were goring the Denver defense in the running of the balls as Frank was teabagging the opponent. Dragging is nuts into a third all-time NFL rushing list. That's for the other side of the ball. It's clear Brandon Walker Allen has shoved into the starting roll too soon. Pushing the Broncos further up the draft board for 2020. Verbal meme teach. No one. Absolutely no one. |
| 4:06.1 | Not a soul. |
| 6:05.1 | And then the Buffalo Bills. Cohen. Circles the wagons. Bill's 20 Broncos three. What? What? What? What? What? Let's kick it to my good friend, Trey Wingo, who's in the house, which is filled with rich mahogany for the Bears Giants game. It was Mitcha Paloose by the lake on Sunday as the Bears were keeping an old school featuring a subpark quarterback and an elite defense. Pat Shermer is in a giant glass case of emotion as Giants fans aren't even mad. They're impressed how bad he's coached this team. Daniel Jones told his teammates, remain calm, we've gotta keep our composure as he hooked up with Stey Golden Pony boy Tate for a late score. The Giants couldn't sniff out a win in four quarters because I hear that bears can smell the periods. And you're not my boy blue today. Hey Trey, Ardeno Jones and Eli Manning Brothers. No. Yes. Bears 19, Giants 14. And diarrhea Tom were the Steelers met the Bengals and Mike Tomlin told Mason Ramsey Rudolph if he ain't got no giddy then giddy out my way as the big face quarterback was benched in the third quarter. In relief came Devlin Hodges who threw Gordon Bombay's to his receivers making the Bengals secondary look like it was smoking quack. Tyler the creator boy was a fucking walking paradox with a hundred yards receiving on the Bengals otherwise a neemic offense that looks poised for an odd future. Can the Steelers catch Tom Lincenity down the stretch Steelers 16 Bengals 10. Some spread down to the big breezy where the Saints offense look highly caffeinatedinated again, led by a tall glass of mountain drool. Michael Dave Thomas put up a junior bacon double 50 burger in receiving yards and the grill was Jared cooking up the burgers all afternoon as a tight end and a hundred and a score himself. The Panther's offense was no pussy cats either as they got a late John Travolta from Christian Slater McCaffrey who caught a couple broken arrows. The game came down to kickers though as Caroline is Joey, |
| 6:10.3 | why don't you sigh? Looks like he was a member of the poo poo balls as Will, triple luts, |
| 6:15.6 | near the landing to cap off the wind. Thanks for marching 34 31. |
| 7:29.5 | In the metal ends where the raiders tried to town the jets. Derek Carr drove his car into a Brian Poole. No offense to my personal friend Keith Moon, RIP. As Oakland left their offense in a black hole. Robbie Louis Anderson got fat off the raider's secondary, eating a large plate of gang green eggs and sand. Donald, that is, John Grootin tried to wash this lost down with a long net bottle of Mike's hard gleninate. As the Raiders were truly, thanks to truly for being a sponsor, that bad. Jets 34. Raiders 3. In and on a corner, James Winston Tampa Florida, such a such a fine sight to see. It's hot seat, Dan Quinn can't stop God when a DeVay is catching TDs. During the end zone, Mercedes Benzdon, and the media's Godchains, The arrangement's syndrome. Box 35, fucking 22 we weren't really in tune there. In Raujohn, Maryland, where the lions faced off against the redskins amidst a massive sold-a-team protest in the stands. And Wayne Wade Haskins brought the heat when it got his ass chewed out in the post-game locker room taking pics and not throwing them. Bow, chicks, digs, Scarborough has had another big day and Logan Paul Thomas hung out in the suicide forest also known as the Redskins and so on. All we are is Daw Sten the Wynn Hopkins kicked the game winner and Jeffrey Dahmer Driscoll asked Kenna Ball out as he murdered the last of the Lions' season's corpse? Let's get 16! Galaska is 13! Every winter between the months of October through March, thousands of dolphins are confined and brutally killed in small towns across Japan. Sounding rods beneath the water surface interfere with the dolphin's sonar. Once disoriented and he closed within the nets, the dolphins panic. Mothers and babies call out in distress as they are separated. Poised it up and dragged off, soon to be mercilessly hacked to death. Dolphins 24, Browns 41. In Philadelphia where Carson all I do is win, win, win, win, was in a lot of tea pain as the Eagles offensive line didn't hold up for their franchise quarterback. Franchise quarterback boom. Rashad Penny Hardaway caught Pete Carroll's eye as they bonded over their love of giving him proper benefits. It's not so Doug Funtie Peterson Doug Fenty Peterson in Philadelphia right now as the Eagles have the beats. Seahawks 17, Eagles 9. Hey, cut, cut, out! Oh, my! Hey, finish in the Great White North, the Great Cup. As Hamilton Tuggercats had a friendly meetup with the Winnipeg Blue Bombers, Three different quarterbacks led to Blue Bombers took 222 yards passes. That's what I call it. Giving the Blue Bombers an extra pat on the way to a victory. It feels like 1990 in the peg as Mike O'Shea can you see outtooled Hamilton and coach Orlando Canada, Steinhauer leading the double b's to their first grade cop |
| 9:45.8 | champion champion in three decades. Blue Bombers 33 Tiger Catch 12 or Canada 33 Roosters |
| 9:52.4 | to 12 Roosters. All right. Week 12 in the books. We have one in |
| 9:58.1 | the night actually. Yeah, we do. I always say that though. You know, it feels good. |
| 10:01.4 | That's just bonus football. Yeah, we watch football all day and it feels like we accomplished something by the end of the week. So week 12, I was going to say the worst part about the season ending isn't the fact that we don't have next Sunday to look forward to. It's that when the Monday night games stop. That's a tough pill to swallow. Yes, and it always coincides with the bowl games stopping too. What do I do on Monday nights now. Yeah, you got nothing to look for. Big Monday. That's true. Yeah, big Monday is there. |
| 10:26.8 | And then the championship game in college football is on the 13th. |
| 10:28.8 | Yeah, it's for big Monday. That's true. Yeah, big Monday is there. |
| 10:26.0 | Oh, it's got big money. And then the championship game in college football is on the 13th. It's got big Monday. Okay, so you can watch us by the way, Barstlegold.com slash PMT we are live right now. Let's start as we always do with the Sunday night game and then we will work backwards. I'm not going to say the F word, but I did say this on Friday that I'm going to continue to consider the Packers semi F word. No, because their defense is not for real. And their offense does this thing where you now have two cases of it, the Chargers game and this game. so it's basically just West Coast where they looked |
| 11:05.0 | atrocious they looked so bad right erin Rogers sucks on the West Coast I was running the numbers on them I think he's something like one in five in the last ten years well West Coast here's here's in California he's a Cali boy he goes home he gets too comfortable here's the problem pft uh it looks like the 49ers the best team in the NFC which I think everyone's been kind of flirting with for the last for the whole season. Yeah, but it really is kind of |
| 11:29.4 | cemented the last few weeks. |
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