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Go download the cash app today from the app store Google Play Store. Okay, let's go! And then again, then all on the sun, oh no, we're gonna rock it down to E-L-E-L-T-R-E-L-U And then we think it higher, oh we gonna rock it down to E-L-T-R-E-L-U It's part of my take, the sets are by a ball, and the stew sports Welcome to part of my take, because then everybody at the cash app Go download it right. Use code bar for free. You get $10 for free. $10 to the ASPCA. Today is Monday, November 30th. Week 12. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? He's starting! We started in Indie where the Hennessey Titans were sipping the AJ Brown liquor, taking shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, everybody downfield all day. Derek, Moranis finally fought back, punching Indie in the mouth while family man Philip Rivers said honey ice spunked the kids. T.Y. you got to be so rude, Hilton flashed some magic with a one-hit wonder in the end zone but the cults got their aircraft carrier dome sunk and in the famous words of our dear friend Chris Burman Frank Reich yelled to Mike Vrebo Rodrig Rodrigo. You sunk my blanket ship. Titans 45, Colts 26. What? What? A Minnesota where Vikings' kick returner went from Verge to Chad as BB Muff the kick and the fourth only to come back with a game-winning touchdown. Mike Zimmer was listening to old school fireside chats to prepare for the return of Bridgewater because the last time'll later could use a walker, Teddy's cousins was on the radio. Robbie Mr. Anderson and DJ Morpheus may trick us into thinking the Panthers are good, but they lost by the one to the Vikings. Vikings 28, the Panthers 27. In windy Buffalo, a combined six turnovers between the Chargers and Bills had the ball being tossed around like an Instagram model in a son's hotel room, but in this instance the last tall ball players could not finish with inches to go. Shadow Billy, Anthony Linsanity has the brain of a syphilitic woodpecker and Joey Bosa Nostra worked closely with the bills mafia to put a hit out out on the Chargers head coach Hey Anthony, why don't you want you go down grab a dress down there? Yeah, yeah, keep walking right down there Yeah, go grab go check out that dress Anthony go go go and No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bill's 27 Chargersger 17. And Cincinnati, where Bruce Wayne, Dunna Dunna Dunna Dunna Dunna Dunna Dunna Dunna Dunna Dunna Dunna Dunna Dunna Go man, ran for 94 yards in a touchdown against the half plus bangles. Brandon Ray Allen had the bangles getting there, picks him going back and forth between a win and a loss, and also between his dick and his tongue. A.G. and T. Higgins dropped a, but Evolora Ingram and Joe Judge Jeanine Piro outfox the Bangal's defense as the Giants play conservatively and they had in the right direction. The New York football Giants 19, the Bangal's 17. In Foxboro where Jonathan Alex Jones was relitigating the 2008 election of his true Patriots versus a ledge Kenyan as Drake had 78 yards and two scores even though Kai, Laurie, Laughlin, Murray had a full house to throw to for US to see the Cardinal struggled to gain admission to the end zone. Nick, folklore, swiftly saved the last great American dynasty as the Patriots are still in the hunt Patriots 20 Cardinals 17 What? Some spread In Jacksonville where let me be the last to wish you a happy Thanksgiving Carvest Landry took one look at Mike Glenn in the turkey and said hey Clark save the neck for me Nick you can find me in the job you can have two quarterbacks, but I'll have the 50 cent. Many men tried to stop the Cleveland running Russian game. But that, when that work Baker Mayfield took them to the Landry shop, Cleveland 27, the type worst 25. In New Jersey, where the NFL honored Ryan Fitzpatrick and Joe Flacco's exhausted wives during the last month of salute to cervix month, the Jets Hyperdrive gave them a 3-0 lead in the first quarter and then took the rest of the day off. In true New York fashion, Devonte, hey I'm pocket over here, worked all afternoon in traffic. Xavier and Ron Howard continued their happy days delivering a hillbilly allergy to the coastal elite to the New York Jets, Dolphins 20, Jets 3.

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3 points.

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Come on, T-hill, start to B. Hill, let's get it done at the team doctor for one of three pills. Psycho Marcheck 31 to 3. And in Tampa Bay where Patrick starred and Travis Keenan and Kelsey were all that, as chief slimed the box. Tom Brady Anderson may need a little extra help to finish off the season as the box lose three of their last four. Andy Creed said, I can take you higher as the chiefs are starting to peak at the right time and my homes keep dropping balls to his receivers with arms wide open. The chiefs win twenty-stop are, 20-foot. We finish in LA as Jared Goffis Depot supplied Jared Mother Kinlaw with a football who took it for a surprise visit to the end zone. LA and Cam, a Kirsty Alley, waited and watched as the 49ers and Debo Samuel Jackson played with Nick Fury Mullins looked unbreakable as they gave the Rams a shaft. It's not going to be a Hollywood ending in Los Angeles as Aaron Sorkin Donald might have blown up a few plays, but the Rams fall down a game in the NFC West Wing. The Niners hold off the Rams. 23-20. Alright, week 12, fastest two minutes in sport presented by WOOP, the Fitness Membership Service that provides 24-7 personalized insights that makes it the perfect tool to help you train for whatever you have going on in your life. We recorded this segment using the WOOP Live feature in the app, so check out our Instagram to see one of the many WOOP, one of the many ways WOOP gives members features to help them better understand their bodies. If you don't have a Woop yet, check it out with the code Take and get 15% off. Go to WoopWHOP.com, enter code Take and check out to say 15% off. Sleep better, recover faster, train smarter with Woop. Okay, week 12 in the books, as we are taping this, the bears are our national television.

They're down 34 to 10.

Same story, different year, they fucking suck.

The packers have embarrassed them yet again on national television.

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