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Chris Simms Unbuttoned

NFL Week 12 Picks: "I like dirty, I don't like gross"

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

NBC Sports

Nfl, Sports, Chris Simms Unbuttoned, Football

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

It's an exciting slate as Chris rides with his new favorite team, Mike turns on his supposed favorite team, and the guys get the munchies for Crazy Puffs. But first, Florio talks about setting up jokes better than Eddie Murphy & Gilbert Gottfried.

Transcript

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0:00.0

And the rabbit says, you know what, now that you mention it, I do.

0:09.3

So the bear wiped his...

0:10.2

The rabbit.

0:11.3

Boom!

0:12.4

That's pretty good.

0:13.4

But you were hanging out with Rizzi too much out of New Orleans.

0:16.0

You've got some problems.

0:17.1

Okay.

0:20.0

That was last week. One of my favorite all-time jokes, as told by Gilbert Godfried, although I was reminded that Eddie Murphy tells that joke in his initial special known as Delirious.

0:32.1

I also was corrected for how I described the issue with the shit sticking or not sticking to the rabbit's fur,

0:38.8

but I always thought they told it wrong.

0:40.8

Yeah.

0:41.1

Because it has to be sticking to the rabbit's fur for the bear to recognize the potential value of using the rabbit for the shit retrieval process.

0:51.9

Wow.

0:52.3

So I always quibbled with that.

0:55.1

So I had emails last week, Christopher, from people pointing out that I set up the joke wrong.

1:03.0

Right.

1:04.0

And to them, I say Eddie Murphy and Gilbert Gottfried set it up wrong.

1:09.0

Hello.

1:10.0

Yep. Hello. How are you? I'm glad we cleared that up. I feel better. I mean, I feel really,

1:13.9

really good now. Thank you very much for telling me that. Yeah, there's something about those

1:18.2

kind of jokes that I just think are not that good. They're kind of like dirty and gross.

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