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Rob Bunkowski was feeling horny. And Frank, ooh, I like it like that. I don't know how to act. Has offense moving in slow motion for me in the second half. Aaron Burr, Ruse Arians, took his best shot from Aston Doolinman, while Miranda, but the Bucks survived their shootout. Bucks, 38, goats, 31. Hey, hey, teach, who these two jokers had just walked in? Huh? In Miami, Jalen Gubble had a Thanksgiving feast in the dolphins, herky trotted for miles, Gaskin to squash the Panthers. It's all gravy when Xavier and Howard is on the field, as the dolphins' defense puts together three interceptions. PJ Walker, Texas Ranger tried to kick some ass, but just fucked everything up! As Tua took over my Lowa, went YAM on the haters and the dolphins are winners of 3 straight! Heavy Thanksgiving Teage, Miami 33, Caroline Attent The Jets, Austin, Walter White, and Tevin Better Call Salman, combined for a rushing attack to cover up for a babyface 20-year-old. Speaking of cooks, Brandon and Breven Jordan combined for two scores for the Texans. As winter approaches, I want to remind everyone that we're in an energy crisis in America and I william football sport Joe Biden's attempt to go green. Just 21. Texans 14. I think we just called Wally Pept. Did you use it? Was that you swearing boom? Oh man! Alright back to regularly scheduled program to do Val where in an Anonymous sign of things to come the Jaguars mascot Jackson Deville had a bungee quarter-elp Miss hap as Patterson rush for two touchdowns Devon me Tae Von me Austin scored a touchdown as everyone said ah-ha That's where he plays now as urban Meyer could be fired in a week or two. Falken stopped their losing streak with a 21-14 win. And Foxboro, where this is how you Ramondre Steven said was torching the Titans' nickelbacks. Nickelback? You know how they got their name, right, boom? Jacobi Urban Myers had very very sticky fingers hauling in five catches, John Kerry Blasengame and Don Trill, Hillier Daly Clinton, had to try to hide from the Patriots as they were storming the Ryan Capitol Hill Patriots, 36, that Titans, starting. Some spread. Down to the metallands where Chris Myrick Clapton had his first performance in front of a vaccinated audience and there's bad blood between these two division rivals as Darnay Elizabeth Holmes forced one of the four Eagles turnovers. Nick Little Orphan Cereani got beaten like a redheaded step-trown as the Daniel Jones went from Danny Dimes to Daddy Warbox and the Giants are back in the hunt. The G-Men 13 Eagles 7. Up to the frozen tundra where Randall Cobblow looks just as young as ever. Devonti Patj Adam said the best medicine for Tovid 19 is Laffler as the Packers clowned the Rams. One of his patients killed them in the end boom. Spoiler's teach. The old saying goes, you can't put lipstick on a pink just like you can't turn a staff forward into a Ferrari as a Lions cornerback struggle again. The Packers 36 the Rams 28. Out in Frisco where placebo Samuel had some sweet runs holding onto the sugar pill. On the other side, Perk Cousins and the Minnesota Vikadins are addicted to painful losses as their comeback fell short. On the plus side, Mike Zimmer remains hot, just like in Oven with his new girlfriend because when I get that feeling, I want sexual feeling as Adam scored twice in the defeat. Niners 34 Vikings 26. Standing on a corner LSU down in Coach Ola such a fine side to see. It's big head my Lord he's falling on his sword So LSU can win another nanny He was a pretty hire They took her flyer And he left us with one last Go Tire Dugas Shout out Coach O'Reight The fastest two minutes Brought to you by our friends Cross Country Mortgage. Cross Country Mortgage is much like us at Barstool. 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To quote, I don't know if Jake tweeted this for you you PFT, but that game was drunk. Oh, yeah I hammered that one. Yeah, yeah, the game was drunk It actually I get the internet first half that was some of the shittiest football that we've seen in the prime time I think the NFL just like tells the team to don't worry about playing well We got Mike Toreco on the call. It's not out. Well, you don't really have to bring your A game I don't want to blame the refs, but I will blame the refs drone

Boogers crew set the tone when that sequence of like the Ravens doing a fake punt Then they didn't let it because they said it went too fast Then the Browns had 12 men on the team in the field and they stopped that then a timeout that from that moment on the game just like was full on chaos Lamar throwing picks you threw four interceptions you forgot an

additional 12 minute on the field of breath than a timeout. That from that moment on, the game just like was full on chaos. Lamar throwing picks. You threw four interceptions.

You forgot an additional 12 minute on the field. The Browns hit twice in a row.

I think one going into the timeout, one coming out of the timeout.

Yes. Yes.

And then Lamar threw four picks. There was fumbles everywhere.

But the Ravens won. They won, ugly.

I'm worried about the Browns, Baker being hurt, but also like, I guess so I mean, the Ravens defense, like the one thing you'd say, they give up explosive plays more than any other team and it's not even close, but they were able to stop the run tonight and they shut down a chunt, which was, I think those are first time we had a chunt. And a while. Yeah. And they shut them down. And now I don't know, the Browns are like in the muck with all these other AFC teams and the

Ravens have have separated themselves. I think they're the one seed if we started the playoffs right now. But Baker's hurt. But Baker's for mine everybody is very hurt. He won't tell you the notches won't tell you this Baker's hurt. But yeah, weird game Crazy game Lamar Jackson leads the league and no no no no yes plays where he had two of them on the same drive

Where he just ran, he basically runs mad in offense where he just runs, if they blitz Lamar Jackson instead of like trying to evade the blitz or hitting someone with like a hot route or like hitting someone underneath, he just runs straight backwards. And he's like, I'll figure out in five seconds.

He runs, but he does the Michael Vick thing

where you would always make him run backwards

and then loop him around to the other side of the field.

Get him just pointed in the right direction

and then bomb it down the field across your body.

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