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Pardon My Take

NFL Week 11, Matt Nagy Is A Doofus, Lamar Is Absurd And We Rank Weird Fans

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2019

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Week 11 Fastest 2 minutes (2:27 - 8:39). We start with an embarrassing Bears loss and an even more embarrassing decision by Matt Nagy to bench Mitch Trubisky with 2 minutes left in Sunday Night Football (8:39 - 22:32). Recapping every game from Week 11 including Jeff Driskell buying himself backup years, the Jets are going to run the table, the Colts have an identity, Josh Allen has his best career game. The Vikings historic comeback and we say nice things to Kirk Cousins. Jameis Winston is a joy to watch, Texans Ravens was a dud because the Ravens are too good and Patriots/Eagles was a punt fest. Who's back of the week, anti-football guys of the week and a Monday Reading


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0:00.0

Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have football. You know it, it's Monday. We have a full recap of week 11. I'm mad about the bears. We have Lamar Jackson being the front runner for the MVP. We have the Patriots winning the rematch of the Super Bowl, the rubber match of the Super Bowl. A lot of football to get to, football guy of the week, a Monday reading, who's back a packed Monday show for you? But before we do all that, part of my take is brought to you by the Cash App. Cash App is the simplest way to send and save money. And now it's the simplest way to try to grow your money, introducing cash app investing. Unlike investing, tools that only let you buy whole shares of a stock cash app let you purchase slices of shares. This way when your favorite company's stock is just a little too expensive. You can still own a piece with as little as $1. And because the cash app is directly connected to your bank account, there are no four to five day waiting periods for inbound transfers. So you can start investing today. Broker services are provided by cash app investing to subsidiary of Square and member SIPC. Also it's Monday and you know what that means. Today's bad beats Monday. Cash app is hooking up AWLs who suffered over the weekend So tweet your beats to app part of my take and at cash app with the cash tag

1:30.5

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1:35.6

Don't forget the whole hashtag or you'll be cursed for next weekend's games. That's just science

1:39.9

Don't question it download the cash app from the app store or Google Play Store today. Oh, we're gonna rock it down too. He let shake the venue. I'm gonna take the section by bar. Still full. Welcome to Ferdin Welcome to my team. The cash app. It is Bad Beats Monday. Hashtag Bad Beats Monday. Tweet that at cash app. Tweet that at us. They will hook up some of you that got screwed this weekend. Today is Monday. November 18th, week 11. What? Oh, what? Is there echo in here? What? We start in Baltimore as Jackson was remarkable facing off against his contemporary Dishon of the dead Watson who looked like a zombie all Sunday afternoon. Daisy Duke Johnson got cut off and showed his ass as the Texans offense couldn't get moving. On the other side, Lil Ravens rode the Gus Bus for 112 yards in a score and Deandre the giant Hopkins came up small as a Texan scored seven points or the amount of beers one would drink in a 20-minute cab ride. Verbal gift boom, Deandre the Giant. No, no, no, please stop, no, no, no, no, not another quarterback, no, no, no! Ravens 41, Texans 7. Wap, Wap, Wap, Wap! And Charlotte, more queer, back Ryan, played his first game of the season on Mattoral Surface. Kyle Woody Allen acted inappropriately and put out a film that's only funny because it's so uncomfortable. Kenyan Barack Obama reached across the island and took it all the way to the house as our Panthers often stall and crash faster than Hulk there.gov. As my good friend Charlie Sheen would say, Quinning. Damn that is as a focus coach earns coach earns himself talk of an extension. Falcons 29, the Pacta 3. In Raul John, where the red skins who had gone 3.5 scare moochies without scoring a touchdown matched up against a red hot jets. Sam Donald Palmer said when life-hanging lemons turned it into half lemonade, half iced tea, and tell everyone we're gonna run the damn table. Darius Red Beans and Geist, Zan'o Rehan into the end zone, but it wasn't enough for the hapless Redskins, as Sam Donald Swalternegger, Team Cup Common, Uncoming, Uncoming, Uncoming, and Dwayne Haskins Robbins was feeling 31 flavors of pressure with 6 sacks and 10 QB hits. Don't look now, but the Jets are on a winning streak. 34, 17. Some spread. In Minnesota where Kirk Cousins completes a historic 20 point combat, you fight that. Daven cookie monster got the fourth quarter going by saying, me sir touch down,, me want, come back. And Kyle Mason Rudolph,

5:05.0

avoiding getting smashed on the head as he had to go ahead score. After the Broncos' fourth loss of the season, where they leading the fourth quarter, Vic Fangio Lina-Jolie said, this is the pits, Vikings 27, Broncos 24. A word of warning, some of the pictures in this story might be tough to look at. Police are offering up to $38,000 as a reward

5:27.4

for help in finding the person responsible for stabbing a dolphin to death No one circles the wagons like a buffalo bills bills 37 23 4 is 3 you absolutely right boom and Detroit where the lions and cowboys met in a cat loose and as so often happens in these movies as seen on Disney Plus available now at Smart TV's nation what a lion named Scarborough Looked like he was gonna be king for a day Tony Pollard greens and Randall corner the cob were quality side dishes to the main course an and extra-large serving of baby duck ribs.

6:05.8

Who's the best QB in the NFC? Maybe duck, maybe duck, maybe duck, maybe duck, and much like the Willoughbeast who killed Mufasa too soon, boom. Streaming now on Disney Plus, did I mention Disney Plus? The Cobbboys have Michael Gallopterway back into the lead in the NFC's. Cobbboys 35, the Lions 27. What?

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What?

6:27.8

What? What? What? What? Standing on a corner, James Swiss in Tampa, Florida, such a fine side to see. It's an ugly scoreboard 17 to 34, the box had a blank UB. What are these passes? You need some glasses. The Saints go marching through breeze to kick your asses. Saints 34, I St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St. St tight end, Ross, K.Y. Dwelley. I love the his and hers boom. Pray for anyone who had the Cardinals plus 10 as the last play, and a whop, and a whop, and a whop, and a fumble! But Cardinals fans, don't worry, be happy, don't worry, be happy now. Your future is in good hands with Kyler Murray, even if your fuckboy coach can't win a game. 49ers 36, Carnot's 26. Whip! Fumble! We finish in Philadelphia, where an old wild event from the Bay Area throws his first touchdown pass in the regular season. Huh? Huh? Ooooooh May the Eagles defense looked like they had popcorn lung with a third quarter touchdown pass. Benjamin Button Watson looks younger the older he gets. And speaking of old young guys, Tom Brady, still out there doing it. I remember a young swam and even younger Tom by the catch. Yeah folks I was there. Look at all that hair. Ultimately the game went through Nelson Montagolars hands and the Eagles falling the rematch of that Super Bowl. 52-17-10. There it is. Week 11 in the books. Okay. What are we going to talk about? Well today because We do always talk about the Sun in the books. Uh, okay. What are we gonna talk about? Well, today big cat. Would you always talk about the son of an I came first? I think there are a lot of people out there waiting to hear us talk about the Jets Redskins. I am. Sagi Sauros. Oh, Sagi Sauros. So fucking done with Matt Nagy as a football coach. Matt Nagy has done the impossible. He has made Mits Trubisky a sympathetic figure and that happened in LA on Sunday night. I would say the impossible would be winning a game with Mitch Trubisky. Well, you know what? He don't do that. Don't be overly mean. He remembers a sympathetic figure. The bear season is over. I feel like a fool forever thinking they had it in them to win this game. Even though the whole game was winnable until the last three minutes, the bears were like, you know, one big play and there was a fumble that could have picked out. There's a pick six that was right there. There were so many chances for the bears to like basically what was it? Snatch victory from the jaws of defeat or whatever the fuck the saying is. But Nagy you idiot Your coward he throws Mitch Trubisky under the bus with the Phantom hip injury with the last possession of the game Bringing Chase Daniel and it is a joke. He's in over his head He's a clown. He's been a clown since he did the 43 yard kicking competition in the spring basically using the moment that was a horrendous moment with the double doink and making sure that the team thought about it every single day, his play calling is a joke. And now he has done the last thing. It is the death spiral. I mentioned it on Twitter, but Mark Trussman did the exact same thing when he was in his death spiral. He benched Jay Cutler for Matt Barkley to basically try to say it's not me It's the quarterback and that is what Matt and he did tonight and now he looks even worse because he did it in a game That Mitch wasn't even the like the biggest problem like it was he's played worse He was not good and I I am fully admit that Mitch is not the guy So I'm not gonna sit here and be like oh Mitch has it somewhere in him he doesn't but he this was not the game to bench it was like there were other games that he's been way worse this was the game where you know what guess what Mitch didn't call a fucking option play to the short yard or short side of the field with your banged up running back on third and one you did Matt Niggiei. You did. No, it was a bitch move.

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It was.

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It was a bitch move by Matt Negi to do that,

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the end of the game.

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If it was a two possession game.

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Yeah.

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So it actually credits Matt Negi for learning

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from last Thursday night's game.

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He didn't want to keep his starting quarterback in

11:17.0

in a two score game and have him get hit over the head

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with a helmet. and the four-letter so he's he's learned from the mistakes that the stealers made but yeah is a bitch move keeping them in there

11:26.5

it's a excuse me is bitch move taking them out there and putting chase Daniel

11:29.7

and to get the world's saddest spark

11:31.6

it's the same they're like i want a spark

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