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Welcome to part of my take presented by the game time app download the game time app go to the account tab to create a login and redeem code PMT for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply today is Monday, November 21st, week, 11. And before we get started, we want to wish a congratulations to our friends up north, the Toronto Argonauts, they're great. Fantastic game, friend. Friend season. His uncle, very good friend. Very good friend. We start in Foxboro, where Zach Wilson was running a core's light special 9 for 22. The game was a punt fast as Braden, Juana Man has the jet still searching for theirs. And Michael, LaDiDi, we liked to parlotty, added another seven puns for the Patriots in a matchup of which quarterback sucks more. The Machum cleaner sucked better and it was another MA Jones who came up huge as Marcus ran. Ran, his way to victory with a punt return touched down with five seconds left. Jets plus three and a half. Some spread. Patriots ten. Jets three. To the trite we go for the browns and the bills. Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? The bills went across a body of water and stuff on Bay of Diggs with Cuba diving in hopes of smoking a victory cigar. The run police route full force to Sparing Buffalo's offense only to forget that they have Devin Little Singletary's magic. Everything he does just turns them on as he rushes for 86 yards on a score. The game was a blowout, but unfortunately, Donovan fucked up people's bones, scored with 30 seconds left to screw the bills backers. Hey, change, nebum? No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bells. Bill's 31, Br Browse 23 Down to Indianapolis where Jeff Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Jeff Saturdays alright alright Jalen Flurts was bumbling as the Eagles one seed hinged on his play, but he kept grinding and was able to dig deep and farm. There's only a win out of an otherwise poor Philadelphia performance. Hey Siri! Honey, subscribe to part of my take and play Fly Eagles Fly! Eagle 17! Cults 16! We screwed up some computers there. Sorry, sorry. In Houston're in a plot twist Kendall Roy Foller and Logan Roy Thomas played on the same team for once as the commanders Let their waste are shine bright cruising to a victory. We don't talk about the cruises Casey Anthony to hell wrapped up a Texans ball carrier and then acted all innocent but everyone knew that he did it Cheer up Texans fans. The Astros just won a world series without cheating. So you've got that going for you which is nice. They've actually won three more games and used them. Then the Texans have all season long and so it's an Astros time and all three of those came for against the Philadelphia team as well. Commanders 23en's ton. In Atlanta, where the Bears met the Falcons in a battle of Billy football's dreams. Speaking of Matt, Cole had a highlight catch as the ball cometh his hand in the first half for a big game. Quarter-O, Rubin Patterson, AK, the Kobe Stopper, slithered through the kickoff defense for his record-breaking ninth kickoff return for a touchdown. Breaking moves. Breaking moves. LeBron James just tweeted, When I saw Corderole Patterson get drafted by the Vikings in 2013, I said to my boys, that guy is gonna break the kickoff return record someday. The Bears had one last drive, Fall Flat has fielded past the David Montgomery Burns, smithered the last chance in a Bears victory. Falcon's 27, Bears 24. Whop! We go to the Metal Lands, where Giants Quarterback Daniel got thrown to the Lions' den. Aiden of Baton Hutchinson got away with another interception and its soup season for Campbell Campbell as he went right at chunky tail clam frowder. Jared Kustergoff said Ivanka win and is currently living rent free in the minds of Giants fans. No cap, but Jamal Billiams was fedorable and got himself fitted for a hat trick. Some rare row. Lines 31. Giants 18. In Minnesota where many people have been saying don't rush to judgment on the 8-1 Vikings

we must wait for all the dicks to come out.

Dallas put on their Tony Cowboy Pollard and ran the ball down Minnesota's throat and

let's hope Ezekiel Elliott-Nest doesn't stay in town because Viking fans will need

a drink after this whopping. Any time Nick Mones and Adam Threland appear on a telecast you're gonna be dealing with some problematic footage as Big D goes to Compton. RIP Cowboys 40 Viking Street. Up to mile high where Bronco's fans are calling him Nathaniel, take off pants and hack it because this guy's coaching like a jerk off After a prophetic pregame statement from coach Hackett that somebody has to win the game went into overtime and was headed to a tie But in a touch of tribute to my good friend Elon Musk's Tesla auto pilot system The Bronco's secondary wasn't able to recognize a man by himself being targeted by a car. The... RADERS! Take down the Bronco's 22-16. Standing on a corner, Jamie Swinson in Nola, such a fine sight to see. It's McVate, my Lord, what's he coaching for? He should have taken the job on TV. Come on Perkins, Tigers lurking. James's soul is heard in St. Skull Marching 27-20 and that was week 11 fast as two minutes brought to you by our friends Chevy Chevy Chevy they are the unstoppable Chevy Silverado learnmore Chevy.com the greatest truck ever created the Chevy Silverado again learnmore Chevy.com and thank you to Chevy Silverado for sponsoring the fastest two minutes week 11 in the books were stepping into fourth quarter of Chargers chiefs and we will update update you after that. But week 11 in the books. Great week, great week 11. I feel like we learned some stuff. There was kind of some duds of games, not a ton of scoring in the first slate, but some compelling storylines coming out of this week. I really think we learned. I really learned a lot about one team today. Ah, There's one team that I'm not smiling Mmm. I might sound like I'm smiling. Yeah, and they might sound like I'm about to take a victory lap But I am against all forms of running so I will not be taking a victory lap. Yeah, there's but I am yeah I am going to enjoy talking about this week's NFL. Yes Yes, we yes, we do it chronologically So it will be the last game we talk about. So for the people who maybe are on our side, you can just wait for that. And the people who have been sickos and perverts and weirdos listening to us have to lament a certain team going eight and one up until this week. This won't be fun for you. But let's hop in, let's do chronological order.

Let's start with Patriots Jets. Patriots 10, Jets 3. Now that's actually not chronological order because for some reason this game started like 15 minutes late. Did we ever figure out what was going on with that? No idea. It's classic bell check. Our outside the stadium. Yeah, bell check. Bell check ass. Absolutely. Well check out the air yet one of those EMPs like from oceans 11 that fried all the electronics Yeah, so it did start a little late, but pictures 10 jets three an absolute

defensive slugfest snooze fest offensively

Three three tie going into the last 30 seconds until we had a brady man

Line drive punt to Marcus Jones who returned at 84 yards for the first punt return touchdown this season and the Patriots win 10 to three. I don't know where we want to start. I mean, there's a lot of. Well, this was the winters. Yeah, let's start with the picture. It was the first game in the last 40 seasons in which the first touchdown scored was a defense or special teams touchdown in the final minute of the game? Also, this is a game that we've never seen before. It also came a gummy. Our guy, Stadhol, Sports who has stats backing up to 1990, 90s, said the first time he could find that the special teams and extra point scored more than both offenses. So that was seven points at the end by special teams and extra point. More than the six points at both offense were able to produce with field goals. Interesting, crazy. So Hank, the floor is yours. Yeah, back Jones, he's a winner. Cause I think we know we have a lot of other things we gotta discuss. Back Jones wins football games. Yeah, one of the worst games I've ever watched.

I was just miserable.

It was a miserable viewing experience.

There was really no fun, no joy till the end. We did win. We did cover. Which is crazy. That's an all-time bad beat. Yes. I was three and a half. I was texting friends being like, we need to get a picksext. Which was in play at the Zach Wilson. and it's one of the worst quarterbacks I've ever had to watch.

That was in play and that was my only thinking of how we could win this game.

It's like we need to pick six, touch down, we can win and cover. Not even factoring in a pun return. But yeah, it was, I guess we won. We had to. It was gross. We suck. At least when the Patriots had the ball. I'll say this about the play calling it

I'm not a I'm not a football mind you guys you know Billy played football you guys know football I don't know football play calling you know to save my life. I just played madden It drives me fucking insane when you know it's third and seven third and eight and we just throw the ball to like three yards past like yeah just Take a shot like try and not not like third and 15, not third and 14, 38, 37, 37, just just have the receivers run around past the line to gain and then and then throw them past. The best way to sum up this game because there was no offense, but Mac Jones didn't play bad. He just, you know, he's thinking don't yeah,, right. He there was a stretch where he was 10 for 10 in a row for 134 yards and in that stretch, he was sacked four times. So in the 10 for 10 stretch, he was sacked four times. That was the type of game We're dealing with where Mac Jones actually played pretty well Especially when you consider the guy he was playing against in Zach Wilson also Hank Hank, I'll say that Matthew Judon is just an absolute game record. He has 13 and a half sacks on the season. He's a fucking beast. But yeah, a win is a win is a win. And now we should probably talk about Zach Wilson and oh boy is it bad. Well, here's a fun stat. They had more punts than he had completions today. Uh, PFT. Here's another fun stat in the second half. Uh, Zach Wilson had four completions for 12 yards. Oh, wow. But, okay, go ahead. He had 44 net yards on 26 dropbacks. Ooh, that's like less than two yards per dropback. Yeah. So he was nine for 22 for 77 yards, not net yards, 77 yards. And 34 of those yards came on one play. He also, and this is probably the bigger issue afterwards was asked, do you feel like you let the defense down and he replied, no. He also added, I think you have to take into account, it's Wendy as hell out there too, guys. Good point. So when was the factor? Now, there was also a report afterwards that the Jets locker room was maybe not so happy that Zach Wilson was walking around, not taking accountability when the punter and the special teams took accountability and the defense played lights out and held the Patriots at three points and Zach Wilson was that bad but he doesn't well you know what he can't because he says he doesn't care about stats the exact quote that that was said sources inside the judge losing locker room told SNY that Zach Wilson was walking around after the game quote like he isn't the problem I would like to know what that walk looks I would like to know what that walk looks like.

I think I know what that walk looks like.

Basically saying like your shit doesn't stick. Yeah. Is what they're getting at. I would like Zach Wilson after this game to wear whatever scarlet letter the team chooses from. Just walk your other hand raised and don't say anything for the next day, but like, hey, that one was on me guys. Just say like, hey, my bad.

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