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Niners still looking like they're rolling. Pills get back on track. We get the first bad half of CJ Stroud and the Texans still win. Maybe you sign that they're very much legit. We're gonna get to all the games. Oh, also Tommy DeVito, Jersey Juice. We'll get to that as well. We're going to get to all the games. We also have Who's Back in the Week.

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Juiced in Texans win 21 16 Carolina people are asking if the Bryce is right as the Panther season is on a cliffhanger while David Tepper is His spay and neutering his coaches, keeping their balls on his desk.

Before the game, Jerry Jones put Jimmy Johnson into the ultimate glory hole, the Dallas Ring of Honor, and there wasn't a dry eye in the house. Derrick Petuitary bland hit a personal grocery store, making more house calls on Jerry Jones' favorite strippers. His stack back, or did he just play the painkiller? Come on, 33, the parakeets, time. Up to Detroit where Fields was back just in time to lose another game. Jared was awfully bad, then awfully good as the game swung late in the fourth quarter. The Bears did their best impression of the Phoenix Suns locker room having four men scoring. And Dan Campbell's soup had his team playing with a lot of concentrate as they scored twice late in the fourth to take the lead. As for the Bears, people are asking is it too late now to say sorry for hiring Mac Bieber Flues because yeah he let everyone down. Lions 31 Bears 26. We go down South to Miami where Antonio Pierce Brosnan is leaving no doubt about his firing coaching style as he has the Raiders rushing for approximately point 007 yards per carry. The Dolphins took the lead when Salvat scored late in a second. Cool clock Ahmed won a show out at the White House while two of fast, two of the earliest tank of Aylouah had some ludicrous corn rows and it was Jalen Ramsey Bolton who finished a job. Neutering the raiders come back with a late interception. The Dolphins 20. The... Aader Sartane! Up to the frozen tundra where the seed is getting warm for Mat LaFour. Stone Mark is smart. Gritten grinded his way to a 51 yard score and it looked like the San Diego Super Chargers were back. Jaden Creed took the Packers higher with a score and the game was tight going into the fourth when Romeo and Juliet Dobbs scored late putting the Chargers of season officially in dire strengths. Brandon Staley have you heard this one? I haven't heard of you yet, boom Brandon Faley as a good one boom because that guy fucking stinks to you packers 23 chargers 20 Taral John Maryland where Rayquan Parkly unloaded all 36 chambers as the big blue tank plan Look to wrap up our first win in a month Let us be the first to wish you all a happy Thanksgiving as Brian Debalo Dean is getting ready for the big meal Allowing two sacks of mayo as David and the rest of the commies Death Friends had Tommy DeCito looking like a snap much like my close personal friend Dick Cheney's good friend The commanders are no longer in the hunt after getting their face blasted off you by using the shotgun incorrectly Michael Sam Howe was not allowed to shower with his teammates after the game because there was no hot water at FedEx Field. And for the first time this year, Ron Rivera's team was unable to get rid of sweat. The Giant's 31, the commanders, 19. For the last game, we're going to go out to our correspondent Conor Memes in Western New York. We head up to Buffalo where the Jets challenged the bills and blew up shortly after take off. Zach Wilson is fucking ass. Good one, boom. Thanks, Steve. The Jets turned to Tim Dindboil for more than 10 minutes resulting in a noodle arm. Khalil Shakira was on tonight and his hips didn't lie and I'm starting to feel an 85-yard touchdown. Robert Tost Salad had to tackle Zach Wilson before eating shit. No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. Bill's 32, Jackson. Thank you, memes. Good one, boom. All right, and that was fastest two minutes from week 11 brought to you by our friends at Chevy

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no, don't do this again.

He was like, I'm not doing it again.

We've seen that doing it again.

And Miles Garrett,

we alluded to it in the fastest two minutes.

Did a video this week in front of the reporters where he was shirtless with gray sweatpants on and just cocked just like in everyone's face. Yeah, that's why he's not a basketball player actually because he couldn't do it.

He couldn't go between the legs because his big old penis would just knock the ball away.

That was one of those moments where he can't even be mad at Miles because he couldn't go between the legs because his big ol' penis would just knock the ball away.

That was one of those moments where he can't even be mad at Miles because he just, guess what? He's got it. If I had a hammer like that, I would be wearing griswepants all the time. All the time. And shirtless. And I'd be shirtless. Like gray athletic shorts even? I always think about that. If I had a six sick body, like a six back,

I would be shirtless,

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