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Pardon My Take

NFL Week 1, Fastest 2 Minutes, We Recap Every Game From Sunday And Deshaun Watson Is The Worst QB Ever

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2024

⏱️ 156 minutes

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Summary

NFL is back and we start with Fastest 2 Minutes (00:00:00-00:10:03). We then recap every game from Sunday Eagles 34, Packers 29 (00:10:03-00:23:11) Bears 24, Titans 17 (00:23:11-00:30:04) Bills 34, Cardinals 28 (00:30:04-00:35:19) Texans 29, Colts 27 (00:35:19-00:44:11) Dolphins 20, Jaguars 17 (00:44:11-00:58:21) Patriots 16, Bengals 10 (00:58:21- 01:10:20) Steelers 18, Falcons 10 (01:10:20-01:18:44) Vikings 28, Giants 6 (01:18:44- 01:24:49) Saints 47, Panthers 10 (01:24:49-01:34:19) Bucs 37, Commanders 20 (01:34:19-01:43:02) Cowboys 33, Browns 17 (01:43:02-01:55:11) Chargers 22, Raiders 10 (01:55:11-02:00:39) Seattle 26, Denver 20 (02:00:39-02:04:50) Lions 26, Rams 20 (02:04:50-02:06:18) We finish with Who's back of the week and a possible punishment for our gambling picks (02:06:18-02:33:12).


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Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, week one is here. And we're ready to break down every single game from Sunday and Friday. Because we didn't talk about the Packers and the Eagles. We're going to do fastest two minutes to start the show. We've got who's back of the week. We're talking football start to finish nothing better and it's brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. TD, Tuddy taking it to the house in for six, whatever you call a touchdown. One thing's for sure, touchdowns matter more at DraftK king sportsbook and official sports betting partner, the NFL on the ground in the air from the special teams or defense. We don't care how they score them. We want to bet on touchdowns and draft Kings is the number one place to bet touchdowns ready to place your first NFL bet. Try betting on something simple like a player to score a touchdown, go to draft king sportsbook app and make your bet today. We have the the jets versus the 49ers Monday night football. Garrett Wilson to score. Why not? I like Garrett Wilson to score. What do you like? You have to like breeze, breeze lightning, breeze, breeze hall. Okay. So if you're ready to do a touchdown, dance your own new draft king's, bet five bucks to get 250 and bonus bets instantly and get one month of NFL plus premium, download the DraftKings Sports for Cap and Use code take, that's code take for new customers to get 250 and bonus bets when you bet just five bucks and get one month of the NFL plus premium, only on DraftKings the crown is yours. Gambling problem called 1-800-Gamberler. In New York, call 877-8 hope-in-wire, text hope-in-wire 467-369. In Connecticut, help is available for problem gambling called 888-878-7777 or visit ccpg.org. Please play responsibly. On behalf of Boothill Casino and Resorting, Kansas, 21 and over. Age varies by jurisdiction. Void in Ontario, opt in each Sunday to get one no sweat bed based on amount of losing qualifying bed.

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But these are me double-hit

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Right in my head Let's go. Welcome to Part of My Take presented by Draft Kings. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code Take. That's code Take for new customers to get 250 in bonus bets when you bet just five bucks and get one month of NFL plus premium only on DraftKings. The crown is yours. Today is Monday, September 9th. Week one We start in Indianapolis where Susan B. Anthony Richardson is trying to put a stop to week one Colts fans suffrage when he hit Alec Paul Pierce With a 60 yard bomb making indie fans everywhere poop their pants with excitement Unfortunately the Texans had other plans as Stefan Riggs welcomed all the haters to the course scoring twice on Sunday No word if he cried afterwards after being showed the door by the DN since Sinatti Beng Joe Biden Mix improved. He isn't actually dead as he had 159 yards without tripping over his feet once. Texans 29. Colts 27. In Western New York, after taking a couple early shots, Kyler Murray stepped up and stepped in, he is a gamer.

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Giving Clark knows in early 17-3 lead.

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Josh Tim Allen took out all the tools in his toolbox as the bill is hoped for some home improvement after last year. Keon, I'm a cold man. Start out talk to that out talk to that made his debut and speaking of souls

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The more hamlands is still alive as he got to start on the way to a win. Press for Demore Boom. And no one circles away, it's like the Buffalo Bills. The Bills 34, the Cardinals 28. We go abroad to Brazil Friday night to our reporter who is not able to tweet himself, Max Salente. We go to São Paulo where we had a classic matchup between love hurts. Jalen Kersh had Eagles fans cussing at the TV early with two early turnovers in the first, but Sequan was playing like a dog and brought the birds back to take the lead. Zach Bon Jovi was attacking the quarterback all night and many were saying he gave love a bad game. With a chance to take the lead late in the fourth, Matlow Onescore chose to kick a field goal and nick a one score game a one score game. Eagles win 34-29. Thank you very much Max Beautiful Sigging. Backstateside in Chicago, we're in a touching tribute to Jeremy Allen White. This season of the Bears going to be taking a lot more serious than the previous two. Fans were uneasy watching the Bears offense, wondering if they finger nailed their first pick, but it was Jonathan Biles and the special teams that trampling them into scoring. Will Jan Levison, Gould, has gone SNP, SNP, SNP, with the start of his career. And it's SNP more than it's SNPed on Sunday after throwing a large pick-titty-titty. Cause she got big tits, teach. The pick. Jan Levison, Gould, Gould, she got big tits. The fake boom. Where they got back together bear 24 titan 17 Down to Atlanta where they swapped Russi for jussi and Ray Ray you you get off of muck cloud Was working on a revenge game against the Steelers and speaking of revenge games Pijon Robinson rushed the ball 18 times Kyle Pitt scored a touchdown leaving slack jod arc or Smith saying I didn't know you could do that. Cam Johnson, whose name literally translates to Jeffrey Tuban, got knocked out of the punny game early, but the special teams came to the rescue as Boswell that ends well after Chris kicked six field goals and a punt in Relief. The Steelers, 18, the Falcons 10. Let's head to Cincinnati where we have Henry Lockwood on the scene for the big Patriots win. We head to the depths of the jungle of Cincinnati where Ramondre, I want Iqwadala. Stevenson got the score and started going early with the second quarter scorer. At halftime Joey Chestnut said Brad Summer isn't over yet. Taking down 18 braughts in 10 minutes to beat six other people. Jorod Mayo for Yale had his defensive line ripping all day holding the Bengals to 10 points on his way to his first win as an NFL head coach. Lighthouse 16, jungle 10. Thank you, Henry. Out west to Seattle where Denver is thinking this is the year. Poe Nix has improved so much under his new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised with his dark horse for the MVP. The rest were something Gaz has never done as they say, you can dance if you want to. It's safe to dance. Everyone do the safety dance, as the Broncos got two safeties in the first half. Kenneth Brandon Walker asks the Seahawks fans, why are you hollering after a tough first half but then put the team on his back leading the Seahawks to a 26-20 win. Over to Tampa Bay as the commies tried to limit price controls on all the inflated bucks. Mike Evans gate caught two touchdowns and looked like he was sailing through space on a comet as commanders fans wanted to put on their new Nike's and pull over a big purple blanket on their faces drifting off into the sweet embrace of the unknown. The commanders got to lead to ten and commies head coach showed off his dana litix by kicking an extra point and cutting it to nine. Unlike the Miami Police Department, this Washington defense wasn't stopping anything at all as every Florida receiver made it into

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the end zone on time. Despite the efforts of the Supreme Court, this payker was unstoppable.

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Meanwhile, the DC quarterback couldn't keep his helmet on as Jaden Daniels Day Lewis

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went method acting as Nancy Reagan, being very, very careless with his head. Tampa Bay, Paris the commander, 30th summer to 20. Staining on a corner, James Winston-Kaihoga, such a fine sight to see. He stacked my Lord, Ginturichor, the Ford afford to pay, that Parsons and CD is that Tom Brady. His hair's looking wavy. Keep it shone away from the huddle and the ladies. Cowboys, 33, Brown, 17. It's week one for singing two boom and that was week one fastest two minute presented by our good friends at Chevy There's a reason we've never done a Mount Rushmore pickup trucks and that's because for part of my take There's only one pickup truck the Chevy Silverado Silverado is a partner a partner you can depend on we've all spent time driving and using the Silverado for all kinds of part of my take jobs. I was in the electric one, the EV the other day. It's incredible massive screens up to eight cameras with 14 different views to help make driving, towing and parking all easier. We love the bold blacked out look of the new Silverado HD trail boss. So head over to Chevy.com to build your own Silverado or Silverado HD and check out all the current offers on Silverado Discover a world of strength and capability all behind the wheel of our favorite truck the Chevy Silverado Okay, week one in the books. We're watching the fourth quarter of the Rams Lions game as we tape this We will do that game last but boys football all the way back. It was great to be with the fellas in the gambling cave. I forget how much football happens at once. Just simultaneous football all day long. I also forget how quick it goes by because I feel like you just blink and then it's boom carry underwood in your face. It was great though to be back. I'm not going to complain about that. No. No, I listen. It was a great Sunday.

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It was a lot of fun to be with the guys watching ball.

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Every game going fast pace, witching hour. It's just great to be back. It's great to be back. So let's dive in, shall we? Should we do it? Let's do it. If it is your first fall with us on part of my take we recap every single game

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From Sunday and this week,

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also from Friday, because we obviously didn't talk

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about the Eagles 34, 29 win against the Packers

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in Sao Paulo, Max, good win.

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Sometimes it's all right to win sloppy.

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Sometimes it's all right to win sloppy.

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I also should say, I should say before anything,

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thank God Jordan Love is not seriously injured. I think we all were rooting for that for him not to be

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