Oh boy, this is exciting. I haven't done a winners and losers in a while because Thursday night

football happened. I didn't do anything on Friday because of my voice. So it's been a while since I've

done a winners and losers, a USA Today winners and losers. But today, the day after the NFL

trade deadline, we get a brand new winners and losers. Today's winners and losers, the NFL trade deadline winners and losers.

Now, before we do anything, I would like to guess that the teams who made moves are the winners,

and the teams who didn't make moves were the losers.

That is my bold prediction.

My bold prediction on Nate Davis's USA Today story about the NFL trade deadline winners and losers, or, you know, like a team that needed to unload players and admit that they were tanking or whatever.

Like, so I'm going to guess, like, teams like the Saints are losers because they didn't trade enough players.

And I'm going to guess that Howie Roseman's Eagles were winners because they traded for every fucking player.

And teams like the Lions who didn't make a move at all are also losers.

And the Jets are probably winners because the Jets traded away good players from a shitty team and blah, blah, blah, blah. That's going to be my guess. The winners and the losers. Now, at least in defense of this, it's not like there was an actual winner and an actual loser like we get in the usual

winners and losers, which is, hey, who were the winners and losers from last night's

football game?

Oh, I don't know, the team that won, one, and the team that lost were the losers.

But whatever, let's play a couple commercials and let's dive on into it.

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