NFL (Taylor's Version): Tuesday, September 26th, 2023

The Toast

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Comedy, Tv & Film

4.3 • 34K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Taylor Swift Attends Kansas City Chiefs' Football Game (25:28) Usher Announces He Will Headline the 2024 Super Bowl Halftime Show (PEOPLE) (45:25) Jets player Nick Bawden's wife blasts 'weirdo' Angelina Pivarnick for sliding into husband's DMs (Page Six) (51:32) Jennifer Aydin and Danielle Cabral get into physical altercation, are suspended from 'RHONJ' (Page Six) (1:00:21) 'Bachelor in Paradise' alums Caelynn Miller-Keyes and Dean Unglert marry in Colorado (Page Six) (1:06:17) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning, millennials.
0:04.3	Welcome back to the Toast and happy Tuesday that feels like a Monday, but it also feels
0:07.8	like a Friday, because we're celebrating the fact that Yonki Por is behind us, 365 days
0:14.3	till the next one.
0:16.3	Hey, Jacks.
0:17.7	I'm trying to calculate your weekday math, which is what we do.
0:22.1	It doesn't feel like a Friday, but it does feel like a Tuesday, though it is a Monday.
0:26.6	No, it feels like a Monday, but it's a Tuesday.
0:28.8	That's what I said.
0:29.8	Right, right.
0:30.8	You're not feeling like celebratory vibes?
0:32.5	No, because I'm stressed to the teeth over here.
0:35.0	Oh my God, she's stressed to the teeth.
0:37.1	What's going on?
0:38.1	I just have so much going on.
0:40.4	There's just so much going on in my house, mother of two, book launch homeowner.
0:43.8	I get it.
0:44.8	Personal, professional, Harry's under the weather.
0:47.2	It's just...
0:48.2	Oh my God.
0:49.2	It's just there's a lot going on, so no, it doesn't feel like a Friday.
0:52.8	It feels like a Monday, even Monday.
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