Hello, everybody. Welcome to a good football show. I am Patrick Dirty, joined today by Danny Carter and John Deggle,

where we would be talking rookie rankings questions, getting into the fantasy weeds on this year's draft class,

and mostly from a dynasty perspective probably, but also will apply to redraft. Gentlemen, how are we doing? John, where are you joining us from today?

A Wyoming silver mine?

I am literally joining you from morning, first of all, because it's the West Coast. It's, I guess, 4 a.m. recording time.

Morning, morning, Sunday. We're recording on Monday, but John is on morning, Sunday time.

Right, because LA is 16 hours behind.

I am in the hills, visiting friends, actually having dinner with underdogs, Hayden Winks, and NBC Sports is Drew Dinsick,

well-capper, of course, tomorrow evening. So here, just going to be around a few friends, isolated, of course.

But other than that, that's what we're doing right now.

I've never heard of a Hayden kid.

Yeah, say, well, the only thing I know about it is I don't buy him alcohol. He's only 19.

We can't be, you know, you can't be in the process of committing a crime.

So just don't do anything illegal on Hayden's behalf. Danny, how are you?

Yesterday was Mother's Day. I was wondering, do you have any appalling opinions on Mother's Day by any chance?

Or do you just have normal feelings on Mother's Day?

I want to ask, because I do think, and I've said this for years, you know, Mother's Day coming a month before Father's Day, you know, is a clear, clearly discrimination.

And it represents the mass injury at the heart of Western civilization.

I kid, of course, I know that the people who listen to this podcast might not know me as well as the broken brains on Twitter.

So I will say that I am kidding, but here's the thing about Mother's Day that I struggle with every year.

I guess I've been celebrating it, you know, for my wife with my wife now for eight years. This is our eighth Mother's Day.

It's this. I don't cook, you know, I don't do any food preparation of any kind, except for like very simple stuff eggs.

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