Now, I probably am eligible to go get a haircut now. I just don't want to. Why? I don't want to.

Do something, please. You know what? I kind of like it. It's getting a little shaggy. It's proven to the world that's not a two-pay.

You're starting to look like your dog. It's the same color in there. Macy's cute.

Who knows? Maybe you can grow your hair out to like your idol Kitsman there. Macy's cute. Who knows?

Maybe you can grow your hair out to like your idol kit span there.

I mean, what the hell?

If I'm ever going to do it, I may as well do it now.

Wham!

You know, I just made arrangements to get a haircut tomorrow, but maybe I won't now.

Maybe I'll let it ride, baby.

Maybe I'll just let it go until it stops.

Eventually, it will stop.

It has to stop somewhere, and I think I've got a long way to go.

And it's the magic of gel to kind of get it under control.

But one thing I've learned in recent days, Chris Sims, on this Thursday edition of PFT Live, it takes a little bit longer to get it under control in the morning than it used to. That's why I always kept it short. Five minutes, I'm ready. Now it's taking about 10 or 12 or 15 to get this bramble bush under control. No, I hear that, Mike. It's one of the reasons I like to keep my hair high and tight too. It is. It's more manageable in the morning to be like, okay, I don't need to sit here for 10 minutes. I'm going to rush as it is. It's early morning stuff. And yeah, I mean, hey, you look good, man. You're pulling it off. That's some set of hair you got for a 50-year-old something old man, and really, you should be proud of it. But I like you better when you're cleaned up, too. You're a cute little Mikey when you're all cleaned up and look good. All right. Well, I'm going to get cleaned up tomorrow afternoon just in time for the three-day weekend, or, in your case, four-day weekend.

Oh, maybe.

You really must be excited today.

You know it.

You know what it is. It's Thursday, which means we start detox to re-tox every night here for the next three or four nights.

So I'm always excited for that.

Come on weekend. And, you know, this is the first time, and I'm a little sad about it, this is the

first time that I won't have on Memorial Day, because I always insisted on doing the radio

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