What is up, hoddies?

Welcome back to another episode of Stay Hot.

I'm Blading Kirk, joined as always by my two favorite co-hosts of all time, Matthew Spanauer, and Theo Ash.

And today we've got a very special episode for you. There were eight

teams that made it to the divisional round of the NFL playoffs. Seven of those teams did not

win the Super Bowl. Today, we are ranking those teams from one to seven based on how bright

their future is. So without further ado, Matt Theo, before we get into this consensus

ranking, how are you guys doing on this beautiful Wednesday afternoon?

I'm doing all right. I'm glad we're doing power rankings in chunks. We did this with the top

10 in the draft a while back, and now we're doing it with like divisional round teams.

Eventually we'll get into the middle of the pack and rank those.

Just spreading out this power ranking over the course of like several months with different sections of the league.

And I'm doing well.

I just got hosed at the post office though, which is why I was a little bit late getting to the record.

How so? Me and Cammy were like a depop team a little bit. She sells all the clothes. I bring them to the post office, and we split the profits 100 to zero you're sort of you're sort of like a

grunt I'm sort of like the grunt work right okay okay boss I'll take these shoes like that's my role

and um so yeah I'm at the post office and she hasn't sent me where the shoes are going. I need this barcode to, you know, get the address. So I'm waiting there, and I'm like, what's the address? What's the address? What's the address? What's the address? Like, what's the barcode? I buy this box. I put the shoes in the box. She sends me the barcode.

I learned that I can't use a barcode with the specific box that I bought.

I'm like, okay, fine, I'll buy a different box, and then we can use the barcode and print out a sticker or whatever.

So I hop out a line.

I get a different box.

A guy with literally Santa Claus comes to town in my post office and starts sending out his bag to every human on the planet. That's who I

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