Get to the freaking auto!

From the Quantum Fiber Studio, this is Brock & Sock on Seattle Sports. Brock Ewerd is my hero. James Buehner just punched me in the kidney. We're going to see you what I'm in the way. That doesn't work that way, Sherm. This is a show that has my name on it. It's kind of does, though. Now here are your hosts, Brock Eard and Mike Salk. Hello.

Interesting text messages.

There was some frustration with the Dom-Candzone for Mitch Garver pinch hitting for Canzone.

Harris in Spokane says I'd much rather give Cole Young a shot.

Well, he's not on the roster.

So that wasn't going to happen.

Rye from Spokane says,

why not Revis in that spot? I don't think you want Rivas D-Hing at any point because, God forbid, something happens to JP. He's your backup shortstop. He's your backup middle infielder. I don't think they want to move in that direction. So, you know, eventually, I think you might have, you could have seen Williamson and might have seen him eventually.

But, I mean, again, I know Garver's frustrating and for good reason.

But his numbers against lefties this year are actually pretty good.

Well, he's going to get three or four and bad to get Scoob.

Watch him hit the biggest home run of his life against Scoob.

I mean, it will be hilarious if Mitch Garver ends up sending this team to the ALCS with a like three for four two home run day against Derek Scoople tomorrow. Brock, I might laugh until the end of time if that happens. And you can laugh right in my face. I will. I'll have to. Please. And by the way, it's not like I've been like Mr. Mr. Mitch Garver. I will give you full authority to rub that in my face for it. Well, we're going to get an opportunity to rub it in each other's face right now because Mora has recreated her favorite game trading places. Morro, how does this work?

I feel like this only works at certain times. But last week at the end of one of our shows, Brock said he could read your mind. And you knew exactly what you were thinking when the callers were calling in. That's true. He did. That you wanted things to go differently. And you admitted that he did. He did. And, you know, there's a little tension today. so I think this is going to be a fun one.

I want you guys to answer questions about this Game 5 matchup as each other. Okay. We're trading places. Dan Akron. Who's Dan Akro and who's Eddie Murphy? Can I? Yeah. And more along to be the tool of Olympics. So I'm Mike's salt right now. Yes. And I'm Brock Hewer. Hold on. Let me get up. Oh my gosh. We can't see you. Here I am is Brock Heward. Let me sit down and get real breasty. Oh my God. Like a giraffe. With shots already. All right. All right. Who wants to go first? Brock.

I'll go first.

All right.

So Brock as Salk. Yeah. What worries you most about this game five matchup? Nothing, Mora. Nothing. We have a better team. Are you kidding me? Dirk Diggler out there playing catcher. Who's the fatty Riley Green? When's the last time Sadie Riley Green did anything?

No.

You can't hit the ball right now.

Wrong guy.

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