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You know what I was thinking last night while I was watching football and home alone

is the preseason is a lot like... You were home alone or you were watching home alone? I was home alone and I was watching football. Okay. And I was watching A's Yankees. But preseason football is a lot like when you don't have a lot of food in your fridge but you're hungry. Yeah. Because I made probably 17 trips to the kitchen between the hours of like 3.15 and 7.30 yesterday.

And every time I came out with like a few more crackers and some cheese and maybe a little ice cream and some frozen pasta shells.

And it's like I keep going back to the same fridge, opening it and just staring at it, even though I know there's really nothing there that I'm not making a salad. You're, you are just dying to open the fridge and just see like an Ike's hot sandwich or something. Oh shit. Who left the deli sandwich in here? Like you just like, oh oh my God, we're getting Brady v. Wins? Whoa, there was some leftover pizza hidden behind that milk. I didn't know it. You're just dying for that move. Even though every time you walk back there, you 1,000% know, I was just there and I know there's nothing in there. Yeah. Yeah, I, it's... Now, the worst case is, like, the Raider Packer game is the equivalent of my fridge right now.

There's a couple gatorades, some like the Starbucks little shooters, the light ones, and

some old ass lettuce and like a ketchup bottle that probably has 10% left. That's it. Yeah. That's it.

Nothing like the optimism when you buy some lettuce.

No, well, we got, do you know how many bags of lettuce? It's like you're married and she

will make the salad, but you're right. A salad is, it's easier to make meat or anything

than a salad. A salad does take just some time, some patience. I honestly, I end up making this salad a lot because it's the easiest thing that somebody can do, and I like to feel like I contributed something. But it does take a little effort. You're going to cut up the carrots. You're going to cut up some stuff. The worst is like I get to pay. If there's some slimy lettuce, you got to work through. That's the worst. You have no clue how many bags of lettuce. The two things I throw away the most.

Bags of lettuce.

The two things I throw away the most, bags of lettuce and just chicken breasts. Because I'm like, I don't really feel like chicken. I don't really feel like chicken. And then you're like six days in. You're like, I can't eat this. Like you've got to eat the chicken within the first couple days. and then a couple times

I realized well I'm not going to eat this

and I throw it in the freezer

if you went to my freezer right now

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