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Today is Monday, January 19th, and it's NFL,

Divisional Round.

What? What? What? D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D- dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, the bills drove down the field and Josh Mayor Allen Manson found the beautiful Miko, the beautiful Miko, Hardman in the end zone to give Buffalo the lead. But Bo Sir Nick's a lot said, my arm is going to float one right to the arms of Frank Crumb as the offensive tackle's big butt caught a touchdown. The Broncos hung around as little Jordan Humphrey Dumpty

sat on a wall, Humphrey Dumpty caught a big ball to take the lead and the bills get the ball back in the end of the half. And Josh Allen, with a whop, whop, whop, whop. And a bum ball as the bills take it and will sluts, scores easily. And the second half, Nick Bojito, laid it all on the lime and said, oh, let me run around this shaker.

And even though you meant to pass. Scores easily. And the second half, Nick Bojito, laid it all on the line and said,

oh, let me run around this shaker. And even though you meant to pass, I'm going to simply disrupt your serving hand. But the bills fought back as James Dane cooked out to be funny to shit on the Bronco's coats. And Keon Scoman dipped out into the end zone. The comeback was on as Josh found McColley, docking in Cade, home alone in the end zone, but Harry and Marvin Mims drove down the field

to take end zone. The comeback was on as Josh found McColley Dawking in Cade, home alone in the end zone, but Harry and Marvin Mims drove down the field to take the lead until Matt like a predator said, I'll take you there. We're going to OT. In overtime, the bills get the ball and Brandon Walker cooks when fishing for a deep ball, but was unable to complete the act of the catch and both Colin Kaepernick's took a knee that might cost him his career as he breaks his ankle on the second to last play like Byron Russell. The Broncos win and New Orleans legend Sean Payton is back in the Barney-Graw mood as he can't wait to show America his stitties. Bronco, 33, Bills, 30. We then head to Seattle where Zach was on the scene. Zach! We go to Seattle at Lumen's center beat field. We're Brock had a perniemouth. Now each hit for three hours. Rashid, Shahid, move walk this way into the end zone on the opening kickoff. The 49ers tried to crank that ball down the field but Kyle News, check. Superman that throw. The Christian McHaprey for a turnover. The Seahawks found Jack and Jackson Jack Jackson Smith in Gigmatism who looked like a blur running through the Niners defense but the story of the game was kiddin's brand new walker Who was the cowbell? I mean the bell cow Stunning it running back who broke out from his role at little brother and a Contract year and we'll probably keep talking about the expiry contract nonstop until March and told the nighters defense quit hollering the 49ers could do anything resembling defense with that injured unit and much like my good friends at Quiznos they might be completely shutting down the cellar bar at the substation. See out of all that speed at every position and Emmer's himming way Joe. Oh no pocket's axe come on boom take some water boom hey my Joe's with them you got him I'll let him scare the Williams play with the violence of it come on come on come on come on play crash in the story teaching then too soon Seattle 41-49 is six two Two say I don't know what that's who's about two soon himself. Oh, all right Hank in Foxboro on Sunday in Foxboro Drake Slate bitch may start of things early connecting with the Mario Douglas for seven CJ had the stride boy standing up and standing strong after a ten yard touchdown Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug had Gillette looking like a strip club after a titty. Followed by K-Shaw and booty, booty, booty, booty rocking everywhere. Silling the deal with one of the greatest catches in postseason history. Patriots win, 28-16. We finish in Snowy Soldier Field, where Barrow Weather was looking to slow down Matthew, staff forward in his foraries. The game started with the teams trading touchdowns from Kyron and Stippy and Williams, Kyron and Stippy Williams and Go DJ, that's my DJ more. Tynet 10 at half. The second half was a defensive battle as Jekwan Friskar prevented any bombs, and L.A.'s, Jared Universe laid the big bang over and over. Even Devante Adams this eve was not eating good and couldn't expose the D, who was guarding him well, until one contravertial catch put them in the red zone. From there, it was Tyron Williams, who's having a good year and treadle from the backfield wanting rubber match with Seattle. But not so fast. The Chicago hairs didn't turtle and had an ace up. They're sleeve and they're fabled season state alive marching down the goal line. But like a crowded British pub, the LAD was everywhere stopping the bears on a fourth and goal. But it's not over yet because after a short LA ham's possession a pork kick from the

Punners put the Bears in great field position and in

2025 Bears fashion a miracle ball to Cole Komet Gala proved they were go they weren't gonna go down get down so easily

And that's where I end the game. I choose to not remember the overtime Rams win 2017. And that was your fastest two minutes from the divisional round brought to you by our friends at Chevy Playoff, separate the pretenders from the football guys. It's winter go home and you need a truck that plays like it's on a rookie deal, hungry, tough and ready to grind. Chevy Silverado doesn't take plays off. No drama, no contract holdouts, just pure grit. If trucks had stats, this one's leading the league and pancake blocks and yards after contact. So while your team fights to win the big game, make sure you've got the MVP of dependability in your driveway. Chevy Silverado built for the playoffs, built for football guys to learn more about Silverado visit Chevy Dot com Okay, divisional round in the books. We're doing its Reverse chronological order so we're gonna start with the Bears Rams game and then we will go backwards in time So we taped some of it before the Bears and Rams and the Patriots and Texans game Rams 20 bears 17. Zach memes and I were at the game. We're still thawing out. Fuck that sucked man. That sucked because I don't know. I want to hear all your guys thoughts because you guys obviously were watching it on TV. So there's just a different perspective. It was a game that the Bears were like Right there and they were just felt like a few plays here and there where they couldn't get third and twos and fourth and twos And the defense played probably their best game of the season against an explosive Rams offense shut up there Whether it definitely affected the Rams offense as well But it was like the cornerbacks are the secondary's healthy. You have everyone there. They're playing well and it just couldn't couldn't get those couple plays and then you have the Cole commit touchdown which the stadium almost collapsed on itself. It was so fucking electric and I in that moment was like I think the Bears were just going to win the Super Bowl. just gonna they're just gonna pull miracle after miracle because that play was so dead and Caleb Williams was it was it was it was a video game There's a maddened video game where you just drift drift drift and then you throw it and you're like like it's it's a rage quit moment for someone who's playing against that He was on the 40-yard line throwing throwing like going backwards. Cole, come up by the way. Incredible play on that to not give it away that the ball was coming his way and and get that separation at the last second. And then I was like, it's the bears going to win the Zubo like this is just this is just what they do every single game is just crazy play after crazy play to the point where overtime happens. And I was convinced that Meevis was going to miss that kick. And then the air, it was just the finality of it, the stadium, the sound in the stadium was so shockingly quiet right after that kick goes through. It was like, and you could actually hear Rams players talking and celebrating on the field because it got that quiet. It was an unreal season and it just it's a bummer that it ended like that because it felt like a winnable game. It did. It did feel like it was just going to keep happening. It really like the Bears were destined to have these kinds of endings to every game that they play and somehow come out on top after that after that catch it was like there's nothing that you can do anymore. It was so improbable. This is the Pope it the Pope is doing all this and it was that that play Specifically was the 2025 bear season where it was it while you're watching it. It's dead. It's dead It's dead. Everything's dead. Oh my god, and then it was like holy shit. That was that that worked Yeah, I actually thought Ben Johnson did pretty good today. I thought that the Bears, I mean, especially on defense, the Bears had maybe their best defensive game

in the season. It was finally having, we had, you know, C.J. Gardner Johnson was back. Kyle Gordon came back last week, brisker played a great game. It was just like having all those dudes. And again, I do think the footing had a lot. I don't know if it came through for you guys, but the Rams just didn't look like they had the speed that they usually have.

And you know, not that Pukin Devonte or like burners, but it just they were kind of moving in a little bit of slow motion So definitely help but yeah the defense was was lively all game Yeah, I felt like the Bears had been playing Russian roulette with five bullets in the chamber. Yeah for the last like three months I just kept on saying we need another miracle. It finally caught up to him at the very end.

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