Created from the cosmic legends of the universe.

The Dave Damasek show.

The mission to fight injustice, to right that which is wrong, and to serve all mankind.

Yes, hi, and hello sports fan welcome to sheck show only seven pro football games left i bet at least some of them are going to be good let's chop it all up shall we

we also have a national title game awaiting our eyeballs, our hearts and beyond on Monday night.

Eddie Spaghetti is in his spot behind the glass, ready to roll.

So too is our guy seated in his usual perch, high atop show business.

Taking a break from making pages for Tim Allen and otherwise to talk about football,

give us his picks and all the rest of it.

It's Kevin Hensch, what's the poop fella?

How are you?

What gives you the idea that any of these games will be good?

What have you seen so far in the NFL playoffs that makes you think these games will be good?

I mean, five teams just didn't show up, like didn't even get on the plane.

Like, you know, God bless Jaden Daniels for giving us one professional football game to watch.

But good God, what a horror.

What an embarrassing horror for Jordan Love and Sam Darnold and Justin Herbert.

Professionals!

And don't even get me started on Drew Aller or we'll be here for 90 minutes about the worst prime time performance by a quarterback.

Oh, my God. The football has just been so bad this it has been and you're my high your point you just listed off absolute high holy days i need football to be

good this time of year and man was it sad yeah just showing up ain't enough everybody you know

we actually want a good entertaining product in front of us and to prove your point you just

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