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Today is Monday, January 23rd NFL Division around We start in Kansas City where the Jaguars ardent keys to the game, was to fall on Patrick Mahomes' ankle and hope the Chiefs offense got drunk on Chad Henny. Even after the injury, Andy Creed had his receiver's arms wide open as the Jaguars were begging the Chiefs to stack. Billy Eilish football went down to Kansas City to try and find the bad guy only to realize the bad guy is him Who's the bad guy who who who's the bad guy Chris Indiana Jones had Trevor Lawrence running for his life trying to escape His giant balls and the chiefs even with their injured quarterback proved to be too much Speaking of we have him here on the line. Let's go to down to Patrick Mahose post game with a head full of viking it

Yeah, your boy is time-a-hack chopped and screwed man. I'm proud. I got my leg all lit up Just scotin. I had a high ankle sprain or as my former teammate catalog calls it and ankle sprain I was like put me in I'm I'm him. I'm here. I'm here I got that thing marinate and catch up right now.

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Huh. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I got that thing marinating ketchup right now. We're good to go That's a fact jack up a rain next point can't come on buddy. See you next week Huh the chiefs 27 Jaguar's 20 Over to Philadelphia where before the game the showers don't work as the giant hotel us Philadelphia was all out of hot water Jalen didn't look like it hurts, was sharp early. Borsening Giants fans to sing. Big blue, Dabadina, Dye the green team, made me die the green team, made me die. Dad insults the injury. Nick Serion and continued his relentless trolling by handing the ball off to shipping up Caboston Scott as he dropped kick to Giants yet again. Hey Giants fans, knock knock. Who's there? Philly sad drum bone Philly tracet drum bone who? Wah wah Eagle 38 giant shove it That was a good one Max right? You love it Max. You love it. Tell me you love it. Love it Up to Western New York where snow burrow felt comfortable from the opening whistle driving down the field in his hearse. Hayden that is for the Buffalo funeral. The Bengals also flashed their baby got running back with Joe Sir Mixonlot who loves playing in buff and he cannot lie. Sean, Mick Kermit the Frog will get a win somewhere over the rainbow. But that day isn't today. And no one circles the disappointing playoff losses that make you question why you're a fan of what you ever did to deserve this. Like the Buffalo Bills. Bangles 27, Bills Ted. We've finished in San Francisco, where Wack Press got through pick after pick, leaving Cowboys Nation in future better screaming at the TVs and disgusts like when Alan Ray's eye popped out in that villain over game back in the day. Greg Littlehouse on the Prairie was singing and dancing on the sidelines with Big Cock perty after leading this scoring drive to give the 49er to lead. Dalton Andrew Schultz canceled along completion because he's a big dumb idiot and decided he didn't have to have both feet and pounds after a catch Speaking of big fat dumb idiots like that Carthie called one of the most Story and the game came to an end as the Cowboys fall in the 49ers 1912 NFL divisional round it was incredible It's brought to you by our friends at Chevy Fastest two minutes has always brought to you by our friends at Chevy the Chevy Silverado's commanding and unstoppable like the teams that made it through this weekend So check it out right now. By the way, I have a special note that if we're gonna say that we'll get a you'll get a hundred dollar discount if you whisper PMT in a Chevy dealerships ear I have to say that Chevy does not endorse this statement. Thank you So but Chevy does endorse the greatest trucks of all time the Chevy Silverado Billy how many Chevy Silverados did you see thousands thousands that's because the best truck in the world Chevy's one of our favorite sponsors. We love the Chevy Silverado go check it out right now Fasted two minutes always brought to you by our friends at Chevy the Chevy Silverado Commanding an unstoppable like the teams that made it through this weekend Okay Divisional round in the books Final four is set Bengals at chiefs Niners at Eagles Maybe not the most exciting weekend of football, but God damn it. The

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football this weekend and we also got more football to look forward to next

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