Us losers can barely like get together and buy like, you know, a $300 watch for Christmas.

You make, oh, I feel bad because I didn't buy my wife a car or fucking $500,000. I do. I feel like a loser because I didn't get my wife a car for Christmas. Exactly. You know what? I'm that loser. Hey, I did the best I could. Maybe I need more winners. Tesla. That's what we're getting. If you're getting a car, it's a Tesla.

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Plus, best I could. Maybe I need more winners. Tesla. That's what we're getting. If you're getting a car,

it's a Tesla used, by the way. Plug it in, plug it in. Plus 375. Anytime touchdown, they're going

to them a lot.

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First up, Robin Cam, we're going to do our best bets for each of the Christmas Day games. A little bit later on, Connor Allen and Ryan Newton will be on to give our best props for each of those games as we do the prop draft as well. Share it around, help us out, sub to the channel and turn on those notifications. we should be having a Saturday prop draft as well if you want to get some extra action in. And of course,

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Guys, we're going to start with the first game up. It's the Dallas and Washington game.

What's it like watching your team on Christmas, Rob? Well, I won't be watching my team on Christmas. Thankfully, I'm, I'm at my in-laws. And usually I'm like the guy that's always getting away from the table every two minutes to check. I hate being that guy. But this year, I mean, we're out. It's kind of depressing, honestly, that you look at this game at the beginning of the year. I year I'm like wow this is going to be a huge game late in the year and no it's I've been that guy too Rob in the basement alone everybody's upstairs me camera they're catching me on my knees like at the TV like praying for some college game to come in I go I can't be that man anymore I have to be better than this this. Yeah. I don't do that shit anymore. It never happens is going to happen. But when we were younger, we did dumb shit. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Anyone, I'll give you something in this game. You want it? Want it? Let's hear it. Give it to me. Jake Ferguson, anytime touchdown, plus 140. I think tight ends against the commies is going to be really well. Sometimes you want a little bit more, but we're looking for plus money. And I think Ferguson's a good. I actually like Dallas in this game. They play well on holidays. You get the seven out there. I probably think it depends on Washington start. If it's Josh Johnson, I think the Cowboys win this game by 13 points. I think it almost has to be Josh Johnson at this time.

Marriota's done.

Daniels is done. So yeah. Yeah, it's going to, I think it's going to be Josh Johnson. Do you like that play, Rob? Do you like the tight end play it plus money? I don't mind it. Okay. Anyway, I'm just throwing it out there. I like plus money. and I could say other guys,

but I just think Ferguson's a nice touchdown target in this game.

Washington has a lot of problems with tight ends.

Yeah. I was waiting for like more Malik Davis props to be posted for Dallas because

Giovante Williams is like carrying a preexisting injury. And at this point in the year, I mean,

good call. It makes a lot of sense on a Christmas game just to just to get some

backups involved and get them some run. So Malik Davis, I think when those numbers come out,

I imagine they're going to be fairly decently low. I don't love playing them anytime touchdown score,

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