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Anything Better?

NFL Championships Preview & Picks

Anything Better?

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Bill and Paul give their picks for Championship weekend and make a case for what a football coach is supposed to look like.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up everybody and welcome back to the anything better podcast another NFL edition and this week we will be talking about it's championship week everybody it's championship and then there were four and then there was weeks left all what happened

0:19.0

every year dude it's sad the fact that there's only a few games left is fucking sad it's over.

0:26.7

Um I so fast both but but I'll tell you what I am I might have had a good regular season but boy boy am I I mean with the points with the points in the playoffs I am hurt and bill you're definitely having a better playoff run than me I mean my New York football giants that's a that's a that's I mean who I am too I took the Giants to

0:55.7

I had I had the Bengals I had the 49ers I don't even know if they covered 49ers cover they covered right um to my man much I literally watch damn game um yeah no girl

1:15.2

do just comment in just breaking their hearts Buffalo they're like this is where a team of destiny the whole country's rooting for us because of that poor kid

1:28.6

football gods saying no again this year fall we got to start to wonder what happened in the Buffalo Rochester area that they just

1:39.9

mean they they had all the pieces and every year fall the pieces they just they just they like the snow falling they fall in the ground

1:50.1

Bengals came in there like assassins dude and you know what's crazy and I I tweeted something and that the exact same time I tweeted it the hilarious Joe list tweeted it and then we texted with each other going it blew my mind Tony

2:05.6

Romo in the second quarter of the game and it was the only time in my life because I'm a Tony Romo guy everybody a lot of people talk I like Tony Romo but

2:16.8

this was the first game where I'm going what is he he said in the second quarter and I'm going to anybody here this he goes well you know

2:24.5

Buffalo they really need to score here if there's any hope and he said that and I go dude any hope I go it's a seven point game in the second quarter

2:33.2

so then I tweeted it and then I saw Joe list and he goes yeah blew my mind but that was oh he saw he saw that Buffalo was finished early and he knew that they couldn't stop it

2:48.7

but an announcer shouldn't and a national broadcast in a second quarter goes out dude if they want any hope

2:54.9

had one solid quarterback coach instead of 47 during his tenure with the Cowboys now everybody's jumping all over

3:03.6

Zach Prescott dude when your team doesn't win for 30 fucking years at some point you got to look at the front

3:08.9

office to stop blaming your quarterbacks and running them on a town oh that's a hot take fall

3:14.6

and that's right up on ESPN the banner

3:20.1

yeah what about now we got to do that segment call we got to do the New York Post trying to guess the headlines oh so this is so this is going to be a new thing that me and Bill talked about it's going to be on the show and we decided to do it with the New York post because I don't care how you feel about politics or anything the New York Daily News does not do these as good as the post but the post will always come up with one of those clever

3:43.8

after a game it'll be like for example like not so giant and then it'll be like the giant's losing or some shit like that so me and Bill when they were talking about they were talking about how many people a smoke and pot

3:58.6

and you know and you can smell it everywhere in New York what do I get from my in one hour so that said

4:10.6

you rica r-e-e-k you rica some like that the city that that always reeks then they had a couple good I forget what they were they had like fucking nine jokes on two pages all about that

4:30.8

how New York smells like doobie doobie doobie doobie doobie and a weed reference so

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