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Welcome back to another edition of the Around the League podcast.

My name is Dan Hensis and I'm joined by a room filled with heroes.

Chris Wessling,

Mark Sessler, and Greg Rosenthal. What up, boys. Hey, Dan. Yeah. It's Friday. Mark's funny today.

He got a haircut. And a new shirt. I got, I did the thing where I knew I had to come in here.

And so, you know, you get a haircut. Usually I go home and take a shower because I have hair all over me and my neck and stuff. I asked this goth-dressed little punk woman to give me a, like a little hair wash, a little

thing before I came in here.

I'm glad that you mentioned that because Mark goes to a local chain establishment, Floyd's, to get his haircut.

I go as well, Greg, you do, Floyd's, to get his haircut.

I go as well, Greg, you do, and Wes, I don't know, you don't go to a barber.

Excuse me.

Sorry to make things awkward.

Sorry to bring that. That was outrageous.

There's a guy named Camille on Sepulveda here in Culver City, who is all business.

He cuts your hair.

He plays gentle, like babbling Brooke type music with strings like medieval times music. Doesn't really talk to you nice and

tight, in and out cash only business. That seems like a Cessler type. Let's not get him in trouble

with the IRS here. I'm almost surprised you don't go where I go because it's like you've got like punk rock girls cutting your hair.

You've got like sex pistols playing at high volumes.

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