NFL 3/8ths Season Report!
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4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 18 October 2018
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We're back. We're back. It's the Deadcast. It's me. And it's raw. And all the way from the exotic shores of San Francisco. It's our very own Patrick Redford, everybody. Hey. Oh! |
| 0:20.4 | Wow. Sacramento Patty. What's up? We Patrick Redford, everybody. Hey, oh! Wow, Sacramento Patty. |
| 0:23.0 | What's up? |
| 0:23.6 | We're talking Sacramento Kings basketball all day, baby. |
| 0:26.9 | That's right. |
| 0:27.3 | The Emergency Kings cast is on. |
| 0:30.5 | Patrick, how was your commute in San Francisco today? |
| 0:34.1 | Were you okay? |
| 0:35.1 | Did any Google execs on hover bikes spit on you along your commute just |
| 0:39.0 | because they could? Well, I, you know, I arrived here at the crack of eight, which is about an hour |
| 0:43.9 | before I'm usually awake and blogging. So doing this all underwater. We got this. |
| 0:49.5 | Oh, beautiful. You sound, you sound so rested and you sound so well prepared and ready. |
| 0:54.2 | Well, he's young. He doesn't, just a sound so well prepared and ready. He's young. |
| 0:54.8 | He doesn't, just a small gap between stutters. It's really, yeah, I was not up till 2.30 a.m. Eastern time watching playoff baseball. So I have that over you two. It was cool, though, because there was a base runner every two innings. So it, like, it really kept stringing you along. you're like, well, something cool is going to happen here sooner and later. |
| 1:11.3 | Dude guys, ankle stomped on, though. |
| 1:12.8 | That's pretty cool. |
| 1:13.6 | That was pretty tight, obviously. Anytime that you have a chance to see some foot on ankle action an hour after you were supposed to go to bed, that's great. By the way, I just want to say, because by the time this post, there will be 800 more playoff games played. |
| 1:27.9 | But I want to say how much I enjoy it every time there's a replay gathering along the dugout. |
| 1:33.9 | And the one, first of all, they all look like surly limo drivers, especially Joe West. |
| 1:38.5 | Joe West is the most limo driver-looking motherfucker I've ever seen. |
| 1:41.6 | And they all waddle out to the dude who has the fanny pack with like, like the bag of loose audio equipment in it. And they all, and he has to like hand out the headphones like, okay, we go. It's just, it's the most hilarious process. I love every second. It's pretty great because it's just like one of those, it's like, you know, the NFL one is not dignified, like where you go into like the little voting booth slash like video, like video urinal thing and you're just kind of like, oh. Like, but in this case, this is somehow dumber. It's like a man bringing like a disc man out with like a headphone splitter on it being like, all right, you go and they all have those like lovably docile looks on their faces like you know cows who are |
| 2:23.5 | doing cow stuff and they just sort of like stare off in the middle distance while presumably someone in the |
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