Hello and welcome to the Yagu Fantasy Football Podcast.

I'm Matt Harmon.

And joining me today is the great Dalton Del Don.

Dalton, we're on a bit of a role here pod-wise.

You know, we've been doing this one a couple times together.

I know we're doing next Tuesday's episode as well.

We did a boxed-in episode as well.

I love, I mean, look, nothing is good about the situation right now.

But at least I love that I'm seeing your face more digitally through this whole thing.

For sure, I'm looking forward to it as well. Although I am upset, I'm sitting here with way overdue

for a haircut. And you clearly have not joined in solidarity, not going to snap back with me again. What happened here, Matt? You look good, but what happens? Thank you. I appreciate it.

I was going to ask you what's new with quarantine life for you to lead into what's new for

a quarantine life for me. I finally, after what I would say was some painstaking negotiations

convinced the girlfriend to give me an at-home haircut, which she has never

done ever. And also, the only thing, I mean, we don't have like clippers laying around here.

The only thing we have, because I also, like a, this is no better word, like a dumbass, tried to

cut my own dog's hair a couple like a while ago because he's well

overdue for it that went as poorly as expected so i was like i was like baby just take the pet

clippers and i just need you to buzz the sides that's it don't you don't have to touch you

don't have to touch a top no big deal there but just just the sides because i was starting to look a little a little bit

gross uh i usually get my sides buzz like every like three weeks so i'm well overdue uh and i got to tell you

man i mean it's it's it's not she did a great job it's obviously like you know she's no salon

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