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It's the Harris Football Podcast with your host, Christopher Harris.

Welcome!

Hey everybody, welcome in! My name is Chris, and this is an episode of a thing that I make sometimes when I'm not doing other things.

Hello there, you yacht possums, let's go. How are you? Thanks so much for listening. We have a great show lined up for you today.

I'm going to start this episode out by saying the invitations are definitely flowing.

I don't think I'm being invited to real things.

Maybe some of them are real.

I think that's the best part of the joke if they're not real.

Some of them are things that are clearly

not actually invitations. But anyway, you'll get the point in a second. You heard the

snark bag last week. I think that was on Friday, right? And some things I got invited to,

and that inspired some people because here's what I got over the past week. Katie R from Austin, Texas,

Hey Harris, long time listener, many time emailer. You are cordially invited to my dog Bowser's

birthday party, which is this weekend Saturday, July 19th. I know at short notice, but I'm sure

you used to flying on short notice to get the

possum out of scrapes, passing flyover country many times. Bowser is gluten-free,

and also don't look him straight in the eye or he'll attack. See you then.

Walker Dennis, East Long Meadow, Massachusetts, hey Harris, I'm inviting you to my seven-year-old summer camp ballet recital

up in your neck of the woods, except you're not currently anywhere near your neck of the woods.

But I assume you'll want to use those frequent flyer miles to see this one.

You'll never believe it.

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