Welcome to the greatest show of them all. It is the NFC East mixtape volume 109. You can listen to the show wherever you get your NFC East podcast on

Espination NFC East blog podcast networks. You can of course watch it on the Bleeding Green Nation YouTube channel or the blog and the boys YouTube channel. If you watch or listen to the show, you will see or hear perhaps both the audio and visual stylings of myself. I'm Argio Cho from blog on the boys. He is Brandon Lee gotten from Bleeding Green Nation and he told me not to start recording rap before accidentally started recording. So Brandon, what is the super secret thing that you were going to tell me and didn't want to tell everybody else? Oh, he didn't really coordinate on how we're going to do today's episode, but I figured

we can talk that out. I think the premise and correct me if I'm wrong is that we are going to be the Neville it NFC East acting in the best interest of each team in the division as we create a mock job. We're not going to try to screw any team over. We're going to try to create like the best possible draft for all for NFC East teams.

Well, so you did a really horrible job of like setting this up. I understand that you were looking out for the listener, but you just like you, you jumped past Charmander. You're like, this is Charmillion and blah, blah, blah, blah. It's like, well, where did he come from? You know what I'm saying? So like, first of all, it's Tuesday, April 25th. Today, did you know is the perfect date?

No.

In Miss Congeniality, when Miss Rhode Island is asked to describe her perfect date, she says I would have to say April 25 because it's not too hot. It's not too cold. All you need is a light jacket. She's Miss Rhode Island, which is your neck of the woods.

Would you say that that is a fair characterization of the woods?

I mean, it's the general neck of the woods.

Would you say that that is a fair characterization of the current weather that it's not too hot, not too cold. All you do need is a light jacket.

I heard that you found your perfect date in the mirror.

It's not going to react to that.

That's good. Come on.

Anyway, so we are going to do a mock draft on behalf of all four NFC East teams.

This is an episode that I think you want to watch because we're going to have the profile network mock simulator open. Well, of course, describe everything if you're listening on the podcast.

But if you want to see what we can see, we certainly encourage you to head on over and subscribe to your preferred, you know, network, you know, obviously YouTube's algorithm is very powerful.

So if you are an eagle span and you subscribe to blog on the boys, you're going to get inundated with other cowboys content. So maybe you don't want that.

You know what, though, Brandon, before we start and we'll lay out kind of the ground rules. I have something that I want to tell you.

Yeah.

Money is cool. The championships are better.

Why do you guys hate this so much? Cowboys fans are so mad about this quote.

This was such a cringey ring.

He didn't say he was saying quote.

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