Good morning millennials, welcome back to The Toes. Happy Thursday. It's almost the end of the week and we're celebrating by having one of my favorite people ever come on The Toes. You guys requested her. I heard your cries. It's Hannah Burner. Hannah Burner.

How you doing? Getting asked back is like, I mean, my head is so big right now. You end page. Oh my god. Love my life. I was telling page. You know, I'm like a nose. Sorry for everyone who has had to hear this twice.

I'm like a nosey bitch. And I love having people on during maternity leave. People who have podcasts. People who have big followings and seeing like who really converts, you know, like who's driving downloads, who's who's promoting the episode and bringing their listeners. You know, great thing about maternity leave is we're reaching new audiences.

I'm a nosey, curious girl, curious little cat. And so I like to see who performs well. And the giggly girl is always show up for you. Well, the giggly is on the toasters. I feel like overlap a little literally said the same thing page. I mean, we're in this weird place where like we finished each other's sentences right now. We finished each other's sandwiches sandwiches. Oh, I'm hungry. Me too. Well, you're not really.

No, I just had like a 10 minute conversation about a zombie before I miss being hungry. Sorry. Actually, I'm really not hungry. Saying saying you're hungry is literally.

It's like breathing for me. Yeah, I just always whenever it's like sign on, I'm like, I'm hungry. Do you feel like not to turn this on you, but you've like have to get a new personality now. Okay. I'm so glad you brought that up.

And I think anybody who's like been fat for a really significant parent of their life can attest to how being fat is a personality trait. Yeah.

And you have to act certain ways. And I just had this conversation with Jackie where I was like, I feel like a lot of the things that I used to say, like I could get away with because when you're fat, like you're really invisible, like nobody gives you any sort of.

There's no credence. Like you never have to worry about getting kidnapped. 100%. But I was like, I just used to say like kind of inappropriate things. Yeah. And like, I feel like I can't say that anymore because it's not appropriate. Whereas like you used to like, I used to get away with anything because people were never really like putting respect on what you said.

Wow. Yeah. I mean, anything you say comes with the context of who you are. That's why if someone says something, it's funny and someone says it and they're like, I'm offended. No, and also as a comedian, like my entire brand of humor is about being fat.

Being fat and the self deprecation that comes with that, of course. And so it's kind of been and now I really, and I believe that like being fat is a physical state of mind. It's a physical state, but it's also a mental state of mind.

So I have had to kind of like, I don't know what the fuck I'm going to talk about like that. But I was talking to page about this that it's actually the reason why I think goes on because I'm fair.

Because all the fat girls who had to do the most do the most and created the most incredible personalities are now hot and funny and I'm feeling attacked.

No, by the way, that's why I feel like the world can't handle this. No, I know. I actually feel like a lot of the backlash on ozampic is from like skinny people who've just really not had to try.

Like when you're well, they had skinny privilege. Right. You have to try so much harder. You have to be so funny. You have to be so exciting. You have to do the best makeup.

So now I have literally the personality a 10. I have hair and makeup skills 10 because I was always hiding like hair glam eyeliner.

And now people are noticing me because when you're when you're fat, you're literally just relegated to like when I say it's over for you hose.

It's over. I've thought my whole life. I'm like, when I get skinny. I don't know when that's going to be, but when I get skinny, it's over for these hose. And the J has come. And I saw somebody on TikTok say this and it was so appropriate because everyone's been talking about the Roman Empire.

They're like, what's your Roman Empire? And somebody said this. I was like, yes, being skinny as somebody who was fat for so long is my Roman Empire.

It's like, you think it's never going to happen? And I don't even know what to do now that I'm here.

Well, that's what I want to ask you because being skinny obviously doesn't solve everything.

Yeah.

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