My mission is simple.

To make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a more market somewhere.

And I promised to help you find it.

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Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to Man Money. Welcome to America.

I've been on a night fence. It's trying to make it some money.

My job is not just to entertain, but to educate to us some teachings tonight.

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You see, quickly add some Kramer. If you come at the king, you best not miss.

That's right. This market is taking its cue from the wire.

You've got all these 10 toy and hedge fund billionaires who are eager to shoot at the great gross stocks of this era, especially of course the Nasdaq Games.

They come on air and blast these stocks. Then look like morons when the high flyers come roaring back a few days later.

Except they get away with it. They're billionaires and they don't come on again until the next down turn.

We saw the final step of this process play out again today.

Dall gaining 179 points. That's going to be advancing points.

I'm going to say Nasdaq jumping 1%.

See, it's a three step process that we go through.

We've gone through since probably about 2009.

We got all three steps in one week.

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