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🗓️ 12 April 2026

⏱️ 101 minutes

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0:00.0	Yeah, how is your run going? Are you outrunning your opponent?
0:02.0	The run's going very well.
0:03.0	Heavy competition?
0:04.0	Oh my God.
0:05.0	Well, you don't worry about me.
0:06.0	God, this is gonna be a great time we ever seen. I believe that was dad, lore and a felony. It's a monstarch. Shut the fuck up! It's a beat up! It's a bha-mastard! You're welcome. I invited myself. myself.
0:19.0	Say hi to Eli.
0:22.6	He's racially ambiguous
0:25.6	Brandon.
0:26.6	His hair is fucking fabulous.
0:29.6	Dona, a dark joke disposition,
0:32.6	and there's a fat electrician.
0:34.6	We'll come to unsubscribe.
0:39.5	Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Are we ready to pop the top?
0:42.5	Ready?
0:43.6	We top popping?
0:44.9	Yeah.
0:45.5	Three, two, one.
0:49.8	Don't make that noise.
0:53.1	Hi, everyone.
0:54.3	Welcome to the unsubscribe podcast.
0:56.2	I'm joined today by Eli Double Tap with the Sword.
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