Newsom Unveils New ‘Plan’ to End Homelessness + Comic Jiaoying Summers + COPS Producer Morgan Langley

Adam Carolla Show

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Comedy, Talk Radio

4.5 • 36.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2025

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Jiaoying Summers joins Adam for a wild ride through today's most outrageous headlines. They kick things off with the shocking new allegations from the Diddy trial, claiming Diddy forced Cassie to engage in acts with male prostitutes. The conversation takes a bizarre turn as they discuss Lyoto Machida and the supposed health benefits of drinking your own urine.

Adam then shares a surreal AI video of himself jump roping, using it as a springboard to critique a questionable deodorant commercial that he believes symbolizes the decay of American society. From there, Adam pitches his outrageous idea for a certified gay gynecologist, claiming it would solve a host of ethical issues in that field.

The laughs continue as Adam riffs on the Al Pacino classic "Cruising," recreating an improv scene from the BEAT IT OUT PODCAST with Jay Mohr—where Jay channels his inner Pacino and Adam takes on the role of Powers Boothe.

News with Mayhem: Schwarzenegger’s son shedding some serious weight, Gavin Newsom's new “plan” to end homelessness, Meghan Markle making headlines again and the internet being divided over a woman bringing a full rotisserie chicken onto an airplane.

The show wraps up with Morgan Langley, the producer of the legendary TV series COPS. Morgan and Adam dig into the show's journey from being canceled to making a comeback, the role of media in public perception, how cowardice perpetuates misinformation, and why the mainstream media’s Ponzi scheme might finally be unraveling. Get it on!

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1:19.5	Well, in this episode, very funny comedian Jiao Ying Summers, comes back, always brings the comedy.
1:25.3	Morgan Langley comes in from Cops, season 37, by the way, humanist dad invented the comedy. Morgan Langley comes in from cops, season 37, by the way,
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1:43.3	two shows at the stand-up comedy club on May 24th.
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