French Cocaine, Malibu Lots for Sale, Amazon Poop & Being a Jehovah’s Witness with Comedian Dustin Ybarra

Adam Carolla Show

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Comedy, Talk Radio

4.5 • 36.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Dustin Ybarra joins Adam in the studio for a wild ride of laughs and unexpected topics. They kick things off with a hilarious discussion about "D**-Joke Island," the challenge of writing clean jokes, and a deep dive into bands like ABBA, performing at the Sphere, and the concept of hologram bands vs. cover bands. The conversation takes a turn to women fighting, fast-food brawls, and the blue-collar mindset before Dustin opens up about his Jehovah’s Witness upbringing and his viral metal detector videos. Adam then shares a video of a long arm extractor in Malibu, sparking a virtual tour of Malibu lots for sale.

In the news segment, Mayhem breaks down the top stories of the day, including: Trump being gifted a plane from Qatar, French President Emmanuel Macron seemingly hiding something in a candid video, an Amazon delivery driver caught on a Ring camera in a less-than-ideal situation and the astonishing story of a slaying victim forgiving his attacker through AI technology. Get it on!

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0:00.0	Well, this episode, a very funny comedian, Dustin Ibarra, comes back in and brings the comedy.
0:05.6	Mayhem's doing the news.
0:06.8	I'm doing the commentary, and we'll do all that right after this.
0:10.1	Even more live shows with Adam Carolla at the end of this month in Bellflower, California,
0:16.2	two shows at the stand-up comedy club on May 24th.
0:19.8	Then on May 30th, he travels up to Washington for four shows at the Tacoma Comedy Club in Tacoma.
0:26.7	May 30th and 31st, then off to Spokane, Washington of the Spokane Comedy Club on June 1st.
0:33.9	Tickets for these and more at Adam Carolla.com.
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0:58.0	From Corolla 1 Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla Show.
1:10.7	Adam's guest today, comedian Dustin Ibarra,
1:14.9	plus the news and trending topics with Jason Mayhem Miller. And now, he doesn't care about the
1:22.2	executive order on drug prices because he never gets sick, Adam Carolla.
1:29.2	Yeah, get it on.
1:30.4	Got to get on.
1:31.1	The children are going to have been on.
1:33.0	Dustin Ybarra is back in studio.
	...

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