Hello there, my very good friends. On today's wrestling news, we have some booking plans for John Cena's last match.

A top WW Stars future has been clarified, a WW newcomer who is set for a breakout year in 2026.

And on top of all that, we've got Eddie Kingston outlining some pretty funny retirement plans.

I'm Andy. This is the news. It's another gloomy ass morning

here in Merry Old England. I'm sorry about that. But hey, we've only got a couple more days of this nonsense to go and then we'll be back in a proper studio. So let's just get through this. Let's do it. Let's talk about John Sina and his last match. Obviously it's the big wrestling story of the year. Well, hang on one of them. There's a lot of big stories this year. But this is all

encompassing, particularly right now, because the match is on his last match. Obviously, it's the big wrestling story of the year. Well, I am one of them. There's a lot

of big stories this year. But this is all-encompassing, particularly right now because the match is on Saturday at Saturday next main event, he will face Goonfer. And according to Brian Alvarez on Wrestling Observer Radio, this match is going to be the opener on that show. It's not going to me the main event. It's not going last. It's not some grand show closing ceremony. It's going to happen first. So here's what Alvarez said. It's quite

interesting. At this point, there is no set runtime for Saturday night's main event, so everybody

will get all the time they need. Good. Sina versus Gumber is currently scheduled to open the show,

and Sina will get as much time as he wants.

So I think this is particularly strange, because the thing is with this,

is that you'd imagine that John Sino is not just going to wrestle a match and then leave.

Right?

That's my last match.

I'm off.

See you later.

You'd imagine he's going to do some kind of ceremony, some kind

of promo, some kind of big thing that we've seen from other wrestlers when they get this moment

and all of that. Or maybe they'll Goldberg him and run out of time. I don't know. But they

can't do that because it's first and there's no time on it. That's literally the story, Andy,

you absolute div. But yeah, I think it's an interesting move.

I think also from the standpoint of once you get through that match and you have the

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