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Wade Barrett returns to the WWE.

Plus Keith Lee responds to backlash online and an AEW star takes a shot at Randy Orton, after Randy Orton missed a shot on Raw.

We'll talk about it in a bit.

For Wednesday, August 26, 2020, this is your cultaholic wrestling news. Ladies and gentlemen can I have some decorum plays?

What a momentous occasion! Look at all these legends gathered here by old school raw. Well it should be a mamens as occasion but I'm afraid I've got some

bad news. You see flea markets across the entire US were driven to a frenzy today by virtue of the fact that none of this lot were

available to sign 25 year old photos of themselves and shake hands with the seven or so people who have

any clue who they are.

Mark my words gentlemen these pathetic attempts to rekindle your glory years will prove

futile and your futures they are doomed to anonymity. In fact I will personally take

great pleasure in forgetting each and every one of your names

the second you walk out of the arena this evening.

And the only thing that's better than that is the knowledge that all of the

W. W. W. universe will forget your names too. So welcome back legends!

And a legend returns to

NXT tonight.

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