Coming up on today's Afternews, Triple H thinks you take WB too seriously, you idiots.

Is Tony Kahn going to buy total non-stop action?

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Vince McMahon didn't see it in two wrestlers.

I'm Michael Amphir. And I'm Michael Sedgewick.

And this is the after news.

Yeah, stay tuned for that.

Right, yeah.

Why are you taking the Fed so seriously in Marx?

Not my words.

Or, to be fair, Triple H's.

But paraphrasing, we can get away with that one.

Maintain our journalistic integrity here as aggregators.

No, but seriously, guys, settle down.

Triple H has been speaking to Stephen A. Smith in that definitely absolutely fine, mutually

agreeable ESPN relationship where those sports broadcasters love having wrestlers on the show.

Like, that much is definitely true.

He was speaking, promoting night champions this weekend.

And he was asked about, like, you know, kind of w-d-wee in general and the purpose it serves and all that kind of stuff.

And like, what about when people don't like it and things like that? And he just said,

the other aspect, I think, is people just lose perspective, were just fun. We're fun. And sometimes

some people take it too seriously. They get caught up in it. It's just how to entertain, man. There's a lot of stuff going on in the world. You know, if you just want to turn off for a couple of hours, tune to something cool, then just leave yourself and have a good time. W.W.B. is the place to do it. And if you've never seen it live, I'm telling you, come at our live event, come to our PLEs, come to our TV, there is nothing like it in live entertainment. I'm being the cynical one here when really like, that's my job. That's your job. So I'll do the defense bit and then we can have a bit more fun. Like, A, he's actually not about live wrestling live wrestling live wrestling bad hey I love right live wrestling I need to go to more shows maybe stop pricing everybody out the market Paul families especially and then they'll be able to go and enjoy this wild waky phone that was sort of a sign at all the movie we have shot once imagine taking a I'm making a sign what are you going to say wild wakie phone WWF show at once. Imagine taking a sign. I'm making a sign. What are you going to say? Wild Wecky phone. Brilliant.

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