News Quiz 24th September 2021

Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

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Comedy

4.2 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2021

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Andy is joined by journalist Hugo Rifkind and comedians Susie McCabe, Ria Lina and Andrew Maxwell to dismantle and discuss the week's news, including the energy crisis, lack of Co2 and Boris's trip to the US. The script is written by host Andy Zaltzman with additional material by Alice Fraser, Mike Shephard, Rajiv Karia and Esther Manito. It is produced by Sam Michell for BBC Studios.

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.
0:05.0	Before we start, a quick warning that this week's news quiz
0:08.0	will contain references to Boris Johnson telling other people to grow up.
0:18.0	If you do not think you will be able to take in that information
0:21.0	without spluttering all over your radio, please cover your radio
0:25.0	in a splutterproof tarp all in now.
0:28.0	Thank you and welcome to the news quiz.
0:35.0	Hello, I am Andy Zoltzman and don't worry if the news quiz
0:40.0	collapses mid show this week due to the soaring price of jokes
0:43.0	you will be automatically switched to farming today.
0:50.0	On my signal unleash either hell or this week's teams
0:53.0	we're going with this week's teams.
0:55.0	Firstly we have team Prime Minister gassing on versus team Prime Minister
1:00.0	the gasses off.
1:04.0	On team gas on we have Realina and Hugo Rifkin.
1:11.0	And on team gas off it's Andrew Maxwell and Suzy McKayb.
1:18.0	We are also joined by our live online audience
1:21.0	from the solar system's number one ranked planet, go team Earth!
1:25.0	Don't believe the haters.
1:27.0	Our first question goes to team gas on to Real and Hugo.
1:31.0	One and a half million homes in the UK lost what on Wednesday this week.
1:37.0	There are phones and had to call them like my wife does eight times every day.
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