Hello there, my very good friends, on today's wrestling news.

MJF is not bald.

AW double or nothing 2026 ends on a massive heel turn.

Restrictions were imposed on AW during the stadium stampede on this show,

and Tony Kahn talks potentially countering WrestleMania 43.

I'm Andy H. Murray here with a little bit of solo Monday news,

stealing Andrew Pollard's gimmick here.

It's a public holiday in the UK.

That's why it's a bit weird today.

But it's okay.

Everything will be back to normal tomorrow.

The H. Today, by the way, stands for hair

because our opening story is that MJF has chosen to shun the warm, smooth, glistening, shiny embrace of the bald community to keep his hair and win the AWE World Champion.

That's right.

This man has chosen championship glory over being bald.

What a disgusting move.

So obviously he beat Darby Allen at double

or nothing last night in the main event of the show, which was, it wasn't a hair versus

hair match because Darby's hair wasn't on the line, but the stipulation was that if MJF was to

lose, he would have to shave off that wonderfully restored Turkish hair of his.

Bringing back, I mean, it's a classic wrestling stipulation hair matches.

And it's a shame that in some ways online, it was kind of portrayed as this weird comedy thing.

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