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Garage Logic

News from the Crabby Coffee Shop: WOW are we crabby!

Garage Logic

Gamut Podcast Network

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4.73.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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You wanted crabby and you got it today. NEWS FLASH… Don’t be those people who hold up signs on overpasses. Plus funny test answers from kiddos and famous people with your name. FROM THE CAST Funny Test Answers Clean Your Garage Famous People With Your Name

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0:00.0

Welcome to news from the Krabby coffee shop with your host Don McLean from Jason and Alexis in the morning on my talk

0:07.3

107 one garage logic's newsman mr. FYI John height and the craziest guy in the coffee shop Kenny Olsen

0:21.9

Don't fade that out. We're gonna let it play all the way out

0:24.4

Who do you guys want to rip first today the IT department or Jack asses that hang signs from overpasses?

0:37.2

The signs from overpasses always get me because I don't think that has ever changed one person's vote

0:44.3

No or thought on anything if you hang a sign of any kind

0:49.0

From a pedestrian bridge or a regular overpass you are a jackass

0:56.2

You're causing people to wreck their cars. Is that why you're causing delays and slowdowns and wrecks and we don't care

1:04.1

We don't care. It's not like Ross. It's not gonna change anybody's

1:07.8

Yeah, we don't care what you think. Yeah, yeah, so full stuff

1:12.5

Yeah, this morning

1:14.3

There was something up on 694 at shingle Creek and it was wake up Minnesota

1:20.7

blah blah blah blah I couldn't even read it. I don't care. I don't care what side there. Oh yeah, yeah, that's always the

1:28.8

We're smart. You're stupid wake up

1:32.6

smell the manure

1:34.6

And then I guess it happened again on the strip this morning or yesterday

1:39.5

I don't know I'm getting tweets and it's just just stop that behavior you idiots. Well, this is a good time to announce that one day

1:46.9

I do plan to run for governor and my platform will be very common sense about things that common sense people care about

1:53.6

Well, if you are

1:55.6

Spotted with one of those signs or given a ticket or a citation your first defense that is punishable by three weeks or three

2:03.5

Days in the county jail

2:05.5

Just like the first time you are busted for not using your signal. It's a warning the next time it's a weekend in jail

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