I don't know, this is okay, isn't it? I like this music. Yeah. Yeah, where did you get this music?

You called this heavy metal. I don't know if it's in the metal. I said hair metal, not heavy metal.

Well, that's even worse. Very much a hair metal sound. So now I'm thinking it's poison.

Okay, sure. We'll put poison in that category. My kid who did that music actually is a fan of poison.

Oh, no. He likes everything. He's a well-rounded musician. Didn't we promise each other we

work in a fight? John, we're already fighting already. Well, welcome to news from the Krabby coffee shop

with John Height and Don McLean. I'm Kenny. And news from the Krabby coffee shop is brought to us by

your name here. Oh my God. So exciting. Get in on the ground floor. That's right. It's like

Bitcoin. Come on now. Rates are cheap and yeah, we'll let you in and we'll talk, we'll talk about

you. I hear a rumor that there actually might be a partial sponsor next week. So hopefully that

will happen. Yeah. Partial. I mean, we only have to do half a show. Oh, that'd be nice. Yeah.

We're just talking about half of what they have at their store. That's even, that's a really good idea.

Yeah. So 30 minutes at least. And so what's our notion here? The whole notion is just to goof off and

have fun with stories you may have not heard in the mainstream media. And that's why Don and John

are here. They have a handful of stories. I have a few. And I've noticed all the stories that I've

collected all make me mad. Yeah. That's what this is about. It's news from the Krabby coffee shop.

We are here to make you mad Kenny. Okay. Well, let's let's get started. John, you're an old pro at

making me mad. What is that? That's true. I don't think this one will make you mad. But it was about

a guy, the story of a guy in the United Kingdom last week who wrapped up. And I can't use a lot

of this story because of some of the names. But he wrapped up a tour of the United Kingdom that he

did on a 50 CC molehead. And he went to towns that have rude names for lack of a better term.

Oh, oh, give me some. Well, I can't. But John, they're actual town names. They are. They are.

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